Whats jokes
What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?
An Amish Mechanic.
what is the fastest land animal? the last chicken in a Kenyan village.
What did the deaf man say to the blind man before he fell into the well?
Nothing.
What do you say to a fat Asian?
You got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
What do you do when your baby starts screaming?
Use more lube.
i keep asking explain bear to make me welcome since im new but why dont you
What's the difference between a Nazi and an onion? If you cut a Nazi, nobody is crying.
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
what was sally's role in a football game?
the football ;-;
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
What's worse than ten babies on one tree? One baby on ten trees.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked, "What are you drawing?" I said, "You taking a shower."
What do chairs spend on the most?
Chair-ity.
Q: What did the cannibal say to the leper?
A: You gonna eat that?
What's black on top and white on the bottom?
rape.
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
What is the similarity between a sloth and a depressed kid?
They both hang from trees.
What's similar between a pregnant 14 year old and the fetus inside of her? They are both thinking, "Oh shit, my mom's gonna kill me."
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba na na na.
What is the best thing about being buried alive or burning to death?
No funeral costs.