Whats jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?
"Restore factory settings."
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?
Y’all tryna get down or what like 😛
What is a milk?
Milk!!!!
What does the bee say to the fly?
"Buzz off!"
What has four legs and one arm? A rottweiler at a park.
"Water exists."
Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty, what happened to you?
Q: What was the last thing the United Healthcare CEO heard before he got shot?
A: "It's me, Luigi!"
@everyone.. what's so funny is that JIT thinks he's so "cool" and that everyone is "amazed" about him hating on people who is wayyy above him on the roster.
The pathetic part is that he hates on everyone else's family and relationships when 100% of us have a WAYY better one than he will ever deserve. He was born pathetic, and will die pathetic. So JIT, please tell me what it's like to be such a coward?
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A baboom.
What did the poo say to the ass?
"I left you."
I was wearing a mask and told the teacher I ate her vagina. She said what? I pulled my mask down and said, "No, I said I like your hyenas." Then a kid sees me do it, but he only heard the first part, so he goes up to the teach and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight." She said, "Pull your mask down," and he pulls his mask down and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight."
What’s black and at the top of a stair case?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.