Whats jokes

What's an emo's favorite game?

Limbo.

(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)

What is the difference between a hooker and a feminist?

If you want a hooker to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

what's the difference between apples and orphans? ... the apples get picked.

What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.

What is a gay person’s favourite meal?

Willy con carne.

What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?

Snowballs!

Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"

What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?

They are both nowhere to be found.

Kid: "What's dark humor?"

Mom: "You see that man over there without arms? Tell him to clap."

Kid: "I am blind, Mom."

Mom: "Exactly."

What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?

Concentration camp.

Everyone in my class: "I can't wait until I have a family, I can't wait to study for my dream job."

My friends: "What's your dream job?"

Me: "I'm going to die young :))"

What flour do you give an orphan?

Self-raising.

What do lesbians cook for dinner?

They don't, they just eat out.

Last night, I burned an orphanage. There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?"

What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.

What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?

They both have something hanging in their closet.

What does a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus have in common? They're both thinking; "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me!"

What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?

They both get turned on by children.

What does the hare say to the other hare? You look nice with your hare cut!

What do you call a spaceman’s willy?

A Shuttlecock!