Whats jokes
what was sally's role in a football game?
the football ;-;
I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked, "What are you drawing?" I said, "You taking a shower."
What's black on top and white on the bottom?
rape.
What's similar between a pregnant 14 year old and the fetus inside of her? They are both thinking, "Oh shit, my mom's gonna kill me."
What is the similarity between a sloth and a depressed kid?
They both hang from trees.
Memes
W dog
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba na na na.
What's the difference between Bird flu and swine flu?
For one you get tweetment, for the other you get oinkment.
What is the best thing about being buried alive or burning to death?
No funeral costs.
What's the difference between my dad and my stepdad?
My stepdad beat my ass before he left.
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
I’m bone to be wild!
What’s the difference between 911 and an abortion?
With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
What did the white kid pull out of his bookbag?
A 9mm.
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human?
Ask Boeing.
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
What is the difference between a whore and an onion?
You don't cry when you chop a whore.
What is big, annoying, and full of blubber?
90% of America's population.
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
What's the difference between apples and orphans? The apples get picked, XD!