Whats jokes
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked?
"Stop it! It hertz so much!"
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child?
The washing machine doesn't cry when you put a load in it.
Memes
What does it mean if you can remember a girl's eye color?
She had small tits.
What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.
What's the difference between a sheet and a baby?
One of them is really loud when you iron it.
What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?
Special head.
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
what's the difference between an emo and an apple? the apple falls to the ground while the emo just hangs there.
What do you call a homeless Hitler?
A roofless dictator.
What’s a kidnapper's favorite shoe brand?
White vans.
What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?
A Konichiuahua.
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.
I said, "a smile."
They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay.
My plan to avoid them is to not go to school.
Going to school is mandatory in this country.
Can you guess my plan?
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents at first."