Whats jokes
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
A brunette, a red-head, and a blonde are being chased by bandits. They are chased to the edge of a cliff and a genie appears.
"I will help you escape," says the genie, "say what you wish to turn into, and you will become that thing."
The brunette jumps off the cliff and says "Hawk." She turns into a hawk and flies away. The red-head says "Falcon." She turns into a falcon and flies away. Now the blonde is alone and the bandits are getting closer. She makes her decision and backs up, then runs toward the cliff. And...she trips and says "Crap."
The End
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Wow, hairy!"
What does the 'w' in Africa stand for? Water.
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?
What does a phone and a grandma have in common? They both die.
What's the difference between them? If you shove something up your grandma's ass, she won't come back to life.
What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mercedes?
I don’t have a Mercedes.
What's the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
what's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? the trampoline doesn't cave in when i jump on it.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Unnecessary.
What can you say both at a funeral and during sex?
This would be much better if you were alive.
What do you call a kid who's been kidnapped?
Well, her name's Sally, so I guess... Sally. My main concern is getting her out of the freezer.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What's the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex?
One will make your day, and the other will make your hole weak.
What did the green light say to the red light? - Don't look, I'm changing!
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?
The “cold and passed out” kind.
What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata
What is an orphan's favorite show?
Batman.