Whats jokes
So, a blind guy is sitting on a park bench with his seeing eye dog right beside him. Suddenly, his seeing eye dog cocks his leg and pisses all over the blind guy's leg. So the blind guy gives the dog a treat.
A man taking a walk saw the entire thing and said to the blind man, "That is the most charitable thing I’ve ever seen, your dog deliberately pissed on you and here you are giving him a dog biscuit." The blind man says, "Oh it’s not what you think, I’m just trying to find his head so I can kick him in the ass."
What's the most fun a monk can have?
Nun.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Unnecessary.
I only got one question wrong on my biology test yesterday.
The question was, "What is most commonly found in a cell?"
Apparently, "Black People" wasn't the right answer.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
What's the best thing about an abortion joke??
No one gets offended.
“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?”
No sun.
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Spider-Man, because it told them there was no way home.
What is an orphan's family reunion called?
Me time.
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!