Whats jokes
Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??
What do you call a Mexican's prison?
The border.
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get fat.
What? Were you expecting a pi joke?
what's black and red and is a liquid?
my scars!
A guy was on trial for murder, and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a redneck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the redneck that he would be paid $10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter.
The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter.
After the trial, the brother went to the redneck's house, told him what a great job he had done, and paid him the $10,000.
The redneck replied that it wasn't easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to manslaughter. They all thought he was not guilty and wanted to let him go.
what's the difference between an onion and a baby?
nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
A brunette, a red-head, and a blonde are being chased by bandits. They are chased to the edge of a cliff and a genie appears.
"I will help you escape," says the genie, "say what you wish to turn into, and you will become that thing."
The brunette jumps off the cliff and says "Hawk." She turns into a hawk and flies away. The red-head says "Falcon." She turns into a falcon and flies away. Now the blonde is alone and the bandits are getting closer. She makes her decision and backs up, then runs toward the cliff. And...she trips and says "Crap."
The End
What does the 'w' in Africa stand for? Water.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Wow, hairy!"
What does a phone and a grandma have in common? They both die.
What's the difference between them? If you shove something up your grandma's ass, she won't come back to life.
What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mercedes?
I don’t have a Mercedes.
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?
What's the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
what's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? the trampoline doesn't cave in when i jump on it.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Unnecessary.
What can you say both at a funeral and during sex?
This would be much better if you were alive.