Whats jokes
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
Memes
Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.
What is an orphan's family reunion called?
Me time.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Spider-Man, because it told them there was no way home.
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked?
"Stop it! It hertz so much!"
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child?
The washing machine doesn't cry when you put a load in it.
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
What happens if a cookie turns emo?
It becomes a cookie cutter.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through something so small?"
What's the difference between a sheet and a baby?
One of them is really loud when you iron it.