Whats jokes

what's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? the trampoline doesn't cave in when i jump on it.

What do you call a kid who's been kidnapped?

Well, her name's Sally, so I guess... Sally. My main concern is getting her out of the freezer.

What can you say both at a funeral and during sex?

This would be much better if you were alive.

What's the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex?

One will make your day, and the other will make your hole weak.

What did the green light say to the red light? - Don't look, I'm changing!

What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.

What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?

The “cold and passed out” kind.

What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata

What do you call someone with a pindie spot?

Stop screen recording.

What is an orphan's favorite show?

Batman.

What's a pedophile's favorite type of shoe?

White Vans.

What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.

Q: There were two tampons walking down the road the other day. Guess what they said to each other?

A: Nothing, 'cause they're both stuck-up cunts.

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun.

What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?

Unnecessary.

Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.

What is an orphan's family reunion called?

Me time.

What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.