What's an orphan's favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
Whats Jokes
What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Five Guys.
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
A man walks into a bar and says, "I'm feeling depressed. What do you have to cheer me up?"
The bartender replied: "A shotgun."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple's actually get picked.
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?
"Drop it, Jamal!"
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?
Sneakers.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
What is the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
140 calories.
What 7 letters do you say when you open the fridge and see it’s empty?
O I C U R M T
What is happening? Which is better: being loved or being hated? State your answer.
Advertisement: "What's in your wallet?"
Me: "The same amount of money as there is my will to live... ;_)"
Doctor: I've got good news and bad news.
Patient: What's the good news?
Doctor: I've got you flowers.
Patient: Awww, What's the bad news?
Doctor: They're for your grave.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink? A dipresso espresso.
What instrument can a skeleton not play? An organ!
What instrument can a skeleton play? A Trombone!
What did Batman do when he went shopping?
Got ham!
