Whats jokes
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
What is an orphan's family reunion called?
Me time.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Spider-Man, because it told them there was no way home.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).
Memes
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
What did the baby cow say to the mommy cow when he saw a hamburger?
"Mommy, is that Uncle Joe?"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are actually picked.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.
What's so special about bullets?
They do work after they are fired.
What did the dime say to the penny? At least I have more cents than you.
Alzheimer's protesters march chanting. "What do we want? Better treatment... When do we want it? ...Want what?"
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked?
"Stop it! It hertz so much!"
What's the best thing about an abortion joke??
No one gets offended.
I only got one question wrong on my biology test yesterday.
The question was, "What is most commonly found in a cell?"
Apparently, "Black People" wasn't the right answer.
“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?”
No sun.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.