Whats jokes
GF: What do you think of our love?
BF: Count the stars in the sky.
GF: Aww... It's infinity!
BF: Nope. It's just a waste of time.
What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Comment anything if you like what you saw with Gwen in her bra!
What is the difference between the human rights act and a home?
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
Probably the quack troop for me bc I will have the numbers say what you would choose in the comments
Wife: Hi babe. Husband: Hey. Wife: Do you wanna? Husband: YES! Wife: Ok, make sure you have a towel to go to the beach. Husband: WHAT? You mean go to the beach? Wife: Yes, what did you think I meant? Husband: Oh, nothing, bye. Wife: Bye, see you there.
What do kidnappers play?
Roblox.
What's the best finger for fingering A minor?
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
Person: "Sorry to bother you, but what's the quickest way to get to the hospital?"
Stranger: "Oh, just go stand in the middle of the road!"
What do you say when the toilet is clogged?
Oh shit!
I was reading a book one day when I suddenly heard a sound. It was the Grim Reaper. I ignored it and continued reading my book. Suddenly, I realized that I was one of the main characters, which, at the end, dies.
I used to like fireworks, but I'm dead now. Fireworks look like a charm if you don't mind something a little ghostly.
What lies beneath your nose and is being picked on? Your boogers.
What is a redneck's favorite color?
Blue.