Whats jokes

Lenin was on his deathbed, with Stalin sitting by his side.

Lenin says: "What are you going to do after I die? They might not follow you."

Stalin responds: "Then they'll follow you."

What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?

Boston cream pie.

I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?

What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?

Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?

What's a pedo's favorite snack?

Sour Patch Kids.

What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.

Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.

What is the definition of kinky according to a Canadian?

Giving a blowjob to a man who is well-endowed while he is eating a tuna fish sandwich with maple syrup instead of mayonnaise.

What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?

Joshua Metcalfe

What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?

The last names after marriage!

What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?

A chess-nut.

If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.

When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.

What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?

The double trouble.

What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?

About 3 years.

What is the difference between a zebra and a female NCO?

A zebra didn't have to suck and fuck to get its stripes.

What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.

What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?

The pizza guy shows up when you call him.

What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.

What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.

What happens if you sit under a cow?

You get a pat on the head.