Whats jokes
What is the legal term for shoplifting?
10 fingers discount.
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
What is a popular name for girl peanuts?
Michelle.
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
What came before the dinosaurs?
Your hairline, because it's so far back!
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?
A: Jalapeño business!
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied "why fix what ain't broke?"
What's worse than 1 tree with 10,000 dead babies on it?
1 baby on 10,000 trees.