Whats jokes
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
What's the difference between an orange?
A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
9+10=21
Q. What do you call a baby born six months early?
A. A miscarriage.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
The teacher asks me what my favourite word is.
I said it but got told off and sent to the principal.
What is my favourite word?
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?
WhatsApple.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
I asked my friend what happened to him?
His balance shifted.
What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."