Whats jokes
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Happy Family.
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
Abortion clinics don't do deliveries.
What do you call it when human vegetables die?
Spoiled food product.
What did the glove say to his girlfriend?
I glove you!
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
What's the difference between a knife and me?
One has a point.
What is blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint.
What role does a leper play in the theater?
Voldemort!
Me: I have a dream.
Mom: What?
Me: For you to fucking shut up.
"Where did you learn to do bookkeeping?"
"Yale."
"And what was your name again?"
"Yackson."
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?