What are you good at? Dying. Dammit, I fail at that too.
What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?
Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED)
What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
What is 6.9?
A beautiful thing ruined by a period
What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?
At least one does something when it is triggered.
What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?
No seriously, what is it?
Teacher: Ok class I'm going to ask a question about your family. Alex: Miss my Dad died In 9/11 Teacher: OH NO IM SO SORRY! Alex: Don't worry miss It was only Dad and besides he did what he wanted before he died. Teacher: What was that? Alex: Flew the plane.
What do you call a singing laptop? -- A Dell.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn't all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
What's the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side.
I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.
What do incest families do on Halloween? Pumpkin
What is the difference between giving money to a church and giving money to the IRS? If you stop giving money to a church you won't go to prison
What's the best way to cure the hiccups? Suicide.
What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?
Men toes.
