Whats jokes
Q. What's long, hard, and scary when you first see it?
A. Calculus homework.
What is an orphan's family portrait called?
A self-portrait.
What's a similarity between your best friend and a tree?
They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
What do a pedophile and a clock have in common? Neither of them go past 12.
I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.
Memes
When the Lego set says 9-12Years but you finish it in 1 hour
What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans.
My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?
Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED).
What's the difference between Kelly Clarkson and a Florida real estate agent?
A Florida real estate agent screws over seniors, Kelly Clarkson screws little children.
What are you good at?
Dying. Dammit, I fail at that too.
What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.
What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."
What do a politician and a minister have in common?
Both of them will tell you anything to get money from you.
what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?
alien vs predator
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
Teacher: Ok class, I'm going to ask a question about your family.
Alex: Miss, my Dad died in 9/11.
Teacher: OH NO, I'M SO SORRY!
Alex: Don't worry miss. It was only Dad and besides, he did what he wanted before he died.
Teacher: What was that?
Alex: Flew the plane.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin mobile.
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.