Whats

Whats jokes

Incest

What's the difference between your girlfriend and sister? Nothing if you're from Alabama.

Memes

Rape

what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?

alien vs predator

Test

I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.

Difference

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes.

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  • Irish

    What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.

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  • Kelly Clarkson

    What's the difference between Kelly Clarkson and a Florida real estate agent?

    A Florida real estate agent screws over seniors, Kelly Clarkson screws little children.

    Dad

    What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.

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  • Emo kid

    What do you call a group of Emo kids?

    Suicide Squad.

    What jumps and never let's go?

    An Emo kid.

    I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.

    Dead.

    Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?

    The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.

    Dad

    Teacher: Ok class, I'm going to ask a question about your family.

    Alex: Miss, my Dad died in 9/11.

    Teacher: OH NO, I'M SO SORRY!

    Alex: Don't worry miss. It was only Dad and besides, he did what he wanted before he died.

    Teacher: What was that?

    Alex: Flew the plane.

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