Whats jokes
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
What kind of car does an Indian person drive? A Pri-yas.
What is the difference between a thief and a doctor?
The thief knows what you have!
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
What the hell
What's a homo's favorite planet?
Uranus.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
Nechen has been writing articles for the class for years.
Then the Guru asked him, "If I die now, what will be on my grave?" Fritchen searched for the plastic bag and shouted, "This is a protective bag!!"
What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
What's a rapper's favorite type of footwear?
Mic drops.
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.
What's the worst thing to say at a live birth?
"Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"
Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?
A: Jalapeño business!