What is the New York fireman's favourite song....
It’s raining men
What is the New York fireman's favourite song....
It’s raining men
what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb
What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?
Cocaine
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute?
The rooster says.. cock a doodle doo The prostitute says.. any cock will do
What's the difference between a blonde and a masqueto?
A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What were the terroist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it we can’t go under it we'll have to go through it
what did the woman with no hands get for christmas? no idea. she hasn’t opened her present yet.
What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine
What is worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than that? The one at the bottom is still alive. What is worse still? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It went back for seconds.