Whats jokes
What do apples and emos have in common?
They both hang from trees.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
What's an Indian scammer's worst nightmare? Google Playstore points being redeemed.
What do birds use to check their grades?
Air-ies...
What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"?
About 3 inches.
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What do you call it when two gay roosters fight?
Cockfighting
What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?
The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.
What is the difference between a grandmother and a maid?
One is hope and the other is soap.
What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?
At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on one.
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
What do you call a fight at a dementia unit?
A Sundown Smackdown.
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
What’s a movie that’s related to an orphan? “Spider-Man: No Way Home.”