Whats jokes
What did Michael Jackson say when Anne got hurt?
"♫ ANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE? ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY. BUT JUST TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY. ♫"
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple!
What’s big and black on the road?
What made people mad?
Planes in Fortnite Battle Royale!
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
Answer: David.
Bro: I’m not crazy. What he does during facetime:
I got up one day; my neighbor was in my house and was going to take me and my mom out. I showed my mom and my neighbor a trick. They both liked it. I asked my neighbor, "Do you know any tricks?" He said, "Yes, in matter of fact, I could tell you what your mom had for breakfast." I said, "How?" Well, my neighbor licked my mom's ass and ate her pussy out in front of me. He told me my mom had pancakes. So we were in the car; I asked my neighbor, "How did you know what my mom had pancakes for breakfast?" My neighbor said, "Well, that is what your mom made me while we were waiting for you to get up."
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
Gloves!
JK, he hasn't opened it yet.
What hangs low?
Balls.
What is a homeless person's favorite joke?... Themselves.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
What do you call a closet with two lesbians inside?
A liquor cabinet.
What's the worst thing about 9/11?
All of the stupid "Airplane" jokes.
I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
I went home and I saw my friend kissing my sister. I said, "What’s going on?" They both told me that they’re going out with each other. I said, "Alright."
The next morning, I see my friend kissing my mom. I said, "What’s going here?" They both told me they’re going out with each other. Then my friend said to me, "I gave you 3 gifts. 1 gift, I’m your best friend. 2 gift, I’m your new brother-in-law. 3 gift, I’m your new stepfather." I felt so happy I had a friend that [is] looking out for me.
What does the blind man say when he walks past the fish market?
"Hello, ladies!"
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
What did an orange say the day before going to work?
"Back to the rind!"