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What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
Add me on discord.
IceyTrae#2230
Lebron>MJ
Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
A: Alien vs. Predator.
What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One is loved.
I gave an orphan 5 dollars and I said, "Spend it on a candy bar." I came back 5 minutes later and he didn't have a candy bar. So I look over and I see that he has a piggy bank that has 40 dollars and I said, "Where did you get that?" He said, "For being homeless," and I said, "What are you going to spend it on?" He looked at me and said, "I'm going to pay money for a mother."
Little Johnny got a dog without ears, and then they invited their neighbors over. Then they asked what his name was. The owners said, "We didn't name him anything, because there's no reason. Because when we called his name, he wouldn't come."
What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.
What goes hahaha bonk?
A man laughing his head off.
What is yellow?
What did the bank say to the person?
Bank you very much.
What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.
What can you build with people? A boat!
What’s the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
The epileptic corn shucker “shucks between fits”...
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
What time is it? It's time for lunch.
*Quoted by Bubble Guppies*
What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
What movie does an orphan hate?
"Spider-Man: Far From Home."
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.
Isn't It Purrfect!
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?