Whats jokes
Alzheimer's protesters march chanting. "What do we want? Better treatment... When do we want it? ...Want what?"
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at the hospital?
Reload and keep shooting.
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D
What I if told you
What is a orphan's favorite 🎥🍿?
Home Alone.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.
What's the best thing about an abortion joke??
No one gets offended.
what's flat and great for cutting? me.
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
...Full!
Someone: When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to cheer up.
Me: My, what a great idea! Why didn't I think of that? ;)
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools.
What starts with “M” and ends with “arriage”?
Miscarriage.
What's red and really bad for your teeth? A brick.
What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?
Concentration camp.
Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.
Q: What do orphans call a family reunion?
A: Me time.
Is it necrophilia if they die while you're having sex and you just don't realize?
That's what happened to my dog.