What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
Whats Jokes
What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, it just waved.
You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope.
What do apples and depressed kids have in common?
They both hang on trees.
What is red and goes 200 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Teacher: Where's your homework?
Student: At home...
Teacher: What's it doing there?
Student: Having a better time than me.
What’s the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!
🤔 What do gay men who are physically handicapped ♿ can do better than a man who is heteroflexible when 🤔 he has another man's 😍 😋 😜 😏 😳 😉 cock inside 😋 of his warm mouth 👄 👄 give a 👍 👍 good blowjob?
What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea.
What's worse than having ants in your pants?
Uncles.
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
This isn't ketchup.
What is Stephen Hawking best at in basketball?
dribbling.
What’s the best thing about 28 year olds?
There’s 20 of them.
What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
