Whats jokes
What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
What do you do when you finish a magazine at the hospital?
Reload and keep shooting.
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?
An Indian person is burnt after death.
What's the best thing about an abortion joke??
No one gets offended.
Hm, free food
what's flat and great for cutting? me.
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.
What's red and really bad for your teeth? A brick.
I only got one question wrong on my biology test yesterday.
The question was, "What is most commonly found in a cell?"
Apparently, "Black People" wasn't the right answer.
My wife and I watched The Perfect Murder together. Excellent movie, but what disturbed me though was my wife constantly taking notes.
Is it necrophilia if they die while you're having sex and you just don't realize?
That's what happened to my dog.
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?
"I guess orange is the new black."
Q: What do orphans call a family reunion?
A: Me time.
What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?
A: A virgin.
A man walks into a rooftop bar and takes a seat next to another guy. “What are you drinking?” he asks the guy.
“Super Power Beer,” he says.
“Oh, yeah? I doubt it?”
Then he shows him: He swigs some beer, dives off the roof, and lands with no damage whatsoever. He walks back into the bar.
“Amazing!” the man says. “Let me have some!” The man grabs the beer. He drinks it, jumps off the roof — and falls 15 stories to the ground.
Splat.
The barman says. “You know, you’re a real idiot when you’re drunk, Superman.”
What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?
An escapea.
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg?
Eileen.
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked, what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him?
"Not now, I have a headache."