Whats jokes
What's the difference between my car and a hooker? I park my car in a garage instead of leaving it on the side of the road.
What's the difference between a man and a table?
The table doesn't cry when I break its legs.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
A Milky Way 😱
What’s the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari? I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.
How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.
How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.
What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
what does BLM stand for?
Biden loves minors.
What do you call a grown-up orphan? Homeless.
In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
what's flat and great for cutting? me.
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
What do you do when you finish a magazine at the hospital?
Reload and keep shooting.
What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?
An Indian person is burnt after death.
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D
Someone: When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to cheer up.
Me: My, what a great idea! Why didn't I think of that? ;)