Whats jokes
What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
My girlfriend told me women are better at multitasking than men. So I told her to sit down and shut up. Guess what...
She couldn't do either!
What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.
What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?
A robot can feign empathy.
What does it mean if you can remember a girl's eye color?
She had small tits.
What vegetable is good for your memory? A carrot, because the last time I had one shoved up my ass, I never forgot about it.
What has four legs and one arm?
A Rottweiler in a children’s playground.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
Knock knock. Who's there? Parents. Parents who? That's what an orphan would say.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his wife?
He wiped.
What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he.
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?
Father Les.
What is the difference between preschools and my basement?
Little kids come out of preschool.
what's the difference between an emo and an apple? the apple falls to the ground while the emo just hangs there.
Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"
Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor.
What happens if an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose.
What do you call a homeless Hitler?
A roofless dictator.
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.