Whats jokes
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?
A. The anti-Family Guy episode.
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand-up comedy!
What I if told you
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy.
What do you call a midget psychic that has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large.
What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The Grim Sweeper.
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns? He/heeeeeee.
What did the panther say at the Poker Party? "I would be lion if I said I was a cheetah."
What's an astronaut's favorite candy? A Milky Way!
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at school? Put another one in and continue!
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).
Teacher: Okay class, what's a word that begins with A?
Student: Apple!
Teacher: Good! What's a word beginning with B?
Student:....Bitch...
What's a pirate's favorite shop?
Arrrrrrrrgos.