Whats jokes
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
Why do we even live? We're just gonna die anyway, so what's the point?
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
They have blackboards and whiteboards, but what happened to Mexicanboards?
C A S T O R here is proof the names are marked out for privacy
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
What is the difference between a flat tire bicycle and a woman?
Answer: You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride it, while a woman you need to ride her and pump.
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
What do you call an autistic kid if he was short?
A short tistic.
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?
A waterfall.