What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?
Daddy.
Whats Jokes
Say what you will of pedophiles, but you can't ignore their problem with immature ejaculation.
Man to woman: "Would you sleep with me for one million dollars?"
Woman: "Sure."
Man: "How about for ten dollars?"
Woman: "What do you think I am?"
Man: "We’ve already established what you are. All we’re doing is negotiating price."
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead, one painted the walls and the other committed suicide by pressing ALT + F4.
What happened when your parents dropped you off at the orphanage? They got sued for littering.
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?
Tropical depressions.
What’s the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.
Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.
Feminists: Correct.
Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?
What are kidnappers' favorite shoes? White vans.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he won't come anyway.
What did the mute man tell the blind man?
Nothing.
What instrument do a pair of sheep play? The two-baaaa.
What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.
What are some other names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle,” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”.
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common?
An expiration date.
What do you call a born-again heteroflexible male that is a Christian nationalist who thinks he is bisexual when the LGBT community knows that he is bicurious and that he is on steroids and that the LGBT community knows that he is not telling the truth about that? He is a gay man that is in the closet. He should be forced out of the closet by gay men in the LGBT community by any means necessary if gay men in the LGBT community still want to defend the wall of separation of church and state by any means necessary.
A kid gets home from school and finds his mom and dad having sex. The kid asks, "What are you doing, Dad?" The dad replies, "Having sex with your mom, son," and he starts laughing.
The next day, Dad gets home from work and finds his son having sex with his nan. The dad shouts, "What the hell are you doing, son?" The kid replies, "It's not funny when it's your mom, is it?"
