Whats jokes
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his wife?
He wiped.
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The Grim Sweeper.
Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?
A. The anti-Family Guy episode.
what makes emos jump?
a. bridges
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
What do you call Adolf Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?
Space Invaders.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order?
A plain one.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
What's the difference between my car and a school bus? A school bus takes them back home.
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he.
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor.
what's the difference between an emo and an apple? the apple falls to the ground while the emo just hangs there.
My mom asks, "How did you do this?" Me: "Naw, I did it with a fork. WHAT D'YA THINK?-"
When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?
Father Les.