Whats jokes

If hay is for horses, what is for unicorns?

Haaaaaaay!

What do you call a midget psychic that has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?

Reality.

What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub?

Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.

What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?

A robot can feign empathy.

Cheap oil, no immigration, and no school shootings.

Corona did what Trump promised.

What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?

A hoedown.

What’s green and yellow and eats at your nuts?

Gonorrhea.

What do you call two gay Irishmen?

Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.

I parked in a disabled space today...

...and a traffic warden shouted to me, “Oi, what's your disability?” I said “Tourettes! Now fuck off!”

Knock knock. Who's there? Parents. Parents who? That's what an orphan would say.

My girlfriend told me women are better at multitasking than men. So I told her to sit down and shut up. Guess what...

She couldn't do either!

What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?

A human chandelier.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin.

What do lesbians do while having their period?

They finger paint.

What makes an ISIS joke funny?

The execution.

What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?

Lesbionage.

What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.

During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents' room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"

What kind of bees eat brains?

Zombees.