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What is gay - curious 🤔 😳
👬 👬 a gay man that is curious about experiencing sex with a 👨 👩 👨 bisexual man.
👨 👨 👩 🚲 🚲 🚲 does it cycle now?
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😢 😔 sorry for your luck 🍯 honey it sucks 😪 😞 😒 to be you.
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick.
What was the last hat Princess Diana wore?
A bonnet.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
What place can you always find suicidal cows at?
"McDonald's."
Memes
*Side eye*
What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Not being retarded.
What does a Mexican Highlander say?
"There can be only Juan!"
What does one math book say to the other? -- "Don't bother me. I've got my own problems!"
What do you call a 3-sum with a girl with AIDS?
Nut in the butt.
What do kids and drugs have in common? I sell both of them.
What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump?
$2 billion and high cholesterol.
What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?
Daddy.
Say what you will of pedophiles, but you can't ignore their problem with immature ejaculation.
What's worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
Man to woman: "Would you sleep with me for one million dollars?"
Woman: "Sure."
Man: "How about for ten dollars?"
Woman: "What do you think I am?"
Man: "We’ve already established what you are. All we’re doing is negotiating price."
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies. What's worse than that? The one on the bottom is alive. And what's worst than that is, the baby has to eat its way out.
What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead, one painted the walls and the other committed suicide by pressing ALT + F4.
What happened when your parents dropped you off at the orphanage? They got sued for littering.