Whats jokes
What do you call a homeless Hitler?
A roofless dictator.
What do sped gymnasts wear?
A Reotard.
What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung.
What vegetable is good for your memory? A carrot, because the last time I had one shoved up my ass, I never forgot about it.
What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.
Boys Experiments be like:
What does it mean if you can remember a girl's eye color?
She had small tits.
What happens if an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose.
What's the difference between my car and a school bus? A school bus takes them back home.
When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?
Father Les.
what's the difference between an emo and an apple? the apple falls to the ground while the emo just hangs there.
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
Knock knock. Who's there? Parents. Parents who? That's what an orphan would say.
What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? Timing.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through something so small?"
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?
Space Invaders.
My mom asks, "How did you do this?" Me: "Naw, I did it with a fork. WHAT D'YA THINK?-"
What is the difference between preschools and my basement?
Little kids come out of preschool.
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor.