Whats

Whats jokes

Difference

What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?

They both talk like they're on fent.

Difference

W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺

*runs away in tears*

Jew

A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."

Snack

What's a prostitute's favorite snack?

Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?

Egyptians have mummies.

Nun

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

Man

What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?

Skip.

Lawyer

Two lawyers are sitting on a park bench, and these two beautiful women walk by. The first lawyer says to the other, “Let’s go fuck these chicks.”

The second lawyer says, “Outta what?”

Terrorist

What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?

He burnt himself on the exhaust pipe.

Number

What does e equal?

I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.

Puzzle

What did Yarn Yoshi say to Poochy whilst trying to solve a puzzle?

"Alright Poochy, it's time to get crafty!"

Friend

If your best friend tells you that he's gay for you, what do you do? Tell him, "Oh, nice gay ass."