Whats jokes
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!
Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?
A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.
What's the difference between Batman and Robin?
Batman can go to the store without robbin'.
What did Bob the police officer say to his chest?
"You're under a vest."
What's a current's favorite juice?
Black "current"!
What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?
What did the chicken say to the turkey?
Nothing, he chickened out!
What do you call a pun that's bad? A bad pun.
What goes with chips?
Not your cheese.
What do cells always have on them?
A cell phone!
What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
What did the dog say when he came home from a long shift at work? Today was ruff.
What is the real name of Canada?
Punjabistan
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
What's the difference between a UKIP voter and a shopping trolley?
Some shopping trolleys have minds of their own.
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.
What do you call Anne born in May? A Maybe.
What did the bee say to the other bee?
Moo.
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.