Whats jokes
You know what's so horrible about this website?
When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.
What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
What is better, autism or Down syndrome?
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
Edward Robinson + Grant Wisler = WHAT THE FU**?
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?
You're my boo!
Two lawyers are sitting on a park bench, and these two beautiful women walk by. The first lawyer says to the other, “Let’s go fuck these chicks.”
The second lawyer says, “Outta what?”
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
What is Saturn's favorite day?
Saturday!
What would be Joe Biden's name if he was an orphan? "Joe."
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea!" (The Little Mermaid)
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
"Orphans get picked."
What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.
What did the grape say to the banana? "Stop graping me!"