Whats

Whats jokes

Identity Theft

You know what's so horrible about this website?

When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.

Nun

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?

Egyptians have mummies.

Jew

A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."

Difference

W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺

*runs away in tears*

Lawyer

Two lawyers are sitting on a park bench, and these two beautiful women walk by. The first lawyer says to the other, “Let’s go fuck these chicks.”

The second lawyer says, “Outta what?”

Number

What does e equal?

I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.

Song

What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?

"Under the Sea!" (The Little Mermaid)

Priest

What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

"Orphans get picked."

Hitler

What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?

They both don't have parents.