Whats jokes
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
"So what, ah, my G?"
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Ghoul-aid!
What's long, hard, and full of semen?
Answer: Me.
What is 6 inches and has nuts?
A Snickers bar.
What's the difference between me and you?
Nothing, the fudge you expected ni-
I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrek's dick.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call the middle of a penny?
A center (get it? Cent-er).
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.
What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.