Whats jokes
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
Edward Robinson + Grant Wisler = WHAT THE FU**?
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
What do you call a gay guy on fire?
LGBBQ
What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?
Skip.
What did the grape say to the banana? "Stop graping me!"
Two lawyers are sitting on a park bench, and these two beautiful women walk by. The first lawyer says to the other, “Let’s go fuck these chicks.”
The second lawyer says, “Outta what?”
What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
He burnt himself on the exhaust pipe.
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.
What did Yarn Yoshi say to Poochy whilst trying to solve a puzzle?
"Alright Poochy, it's time to get crafty!"
What did the dad say to the kid?
"U got to be kidding me."
What do you call a bad pun?
The pun is not punny!
If your best friend tells you that he's gay for you, what do you do? Tell him, "Oh, nice gay ass."