Whats jokes
What is the same thing between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What is the most useless part of a vagina?
The woman.
What's green and has wheels?
Grass, I was just lying about the wheels.
What's green and has wheels? Grass.
I was just lying about the wheels.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What does CNN stand for? The Counterfeit News Network.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What did one angry cow say to another?
We got some beef.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Sinocyclocheilus anophthalmus.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
What do you call a cow on steroids? A bull-y.
Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?
A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.
What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.
"So what, ah, my G?"
Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
Hi, my name is Moo, what is your name? Moo.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.