Whats jokes
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.
*Son comes out as gay*
Me: What's 17 more years?
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
What's the worst joke you ever heard?
What is the gassiest planet? Uranus.
What did the farmer who lost his tractor say?
*waits 25 seconds*
"I lost my tractor!"
What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!
What do you call ball drama?
A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.
He asks the boy, "What's she like?"
The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"
What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?
My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭
I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.
What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!
What is a chode?
Once upon a time, the end was what? When? How? End meow.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
What do you call an orphan?
An orphan.
What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
Llama: Hey sheep, let's play cards.
Sheep: Llama, fuck off!!
Llama: What's your damn problem?
Sheep: Nothing, I'm just having a Baahd day, okay dick head?
Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?
Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??
Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.
What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?
Putting the nappy on afterwards.