Whats jokes
What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?
That’s assault!
Q: What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
A: A Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.
What do you call a cow?
A cow!
What's a dog's dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.
What is a playground that is old?
A rotten playground.
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
Hey, what's the puniest pun you can come up with?
What do you say to your partner with diabetes?
Hey, sugar!
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
Answer: The table part.
What does the donkey say to the other donkey?:
Nothing, donkeys don't talk.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Diana can't stop either.
What did the toaster say to the bread?
"I want you inside me!"
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??
UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.
What did the mongol say to his dog?
Down syndrome!
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved. This was the worst joke ever.