Whats jokes
What does the cell ride to work?
A vesicle.
What do you call an owl that does magic?
Hooodini.
What was the guy with no arms, legs, or a head name?
Matt.
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
What do you call an infant with no legs?
Ground beef.
What's the difference between cars and grass?
They both have wheels, except for the grass.
#1: What are you doing?
#2: Watching a movie.
#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.
"What is your number?" "Hi."
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
What do you call cringe?
You.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
(Bob holds Deric's neck)
Deric: "Water, what are you doing?"
What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?
You're my boo!
What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?
There's twenty of them.
What's Damo's favorite food?
Big slongs.
What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?
He's got some "sweet" moves!
My life is such an udder disappointment. What an udder failure!
What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat a wank.