Whats jokes
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
What does a waiter in a Chinese restaurant call a customer that won't leave a tip? A "plick."
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Joy.
What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!
What did the turtle tell the man? To keep being 5G7T4IPK24O[\]TWERGWREWGRGR.
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
What type of candy does the most magic?
Twix!
Guys talk to me is what the emo loner said, but seriously, talk to me.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.
What did the retard say when the water too deep?
"Deep deep."
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
What do Batman and orphans have in common?
Their parents died.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Fuller House."
The bully: Your gay.
The nerd: You are.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: What, your gay?
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam.
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!