What do you call a dirty Mexican?
A chulo.
Whats Jokes
What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?
Um...I don't know what?
She slipped on a mussel!
Method Man: Yo what’s crackin’?
ODB: Yep
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RX XD INBOUND!
What is a fish without an eye?
A fsh, LOL!
Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was.
I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".
Oh, Mom, there is poop in the toilet still.
Mom: Oh, that was me and the dog.
Me: Wait, what????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Grace...what stinks?
What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."
What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?
"I CAN'T BREATHE!"
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
Q: What did one dead hooker say to the other dead hooker?
A: Nothing, dead hookers don't talk.
What did a cat say to the dog?
"I will kill and eat you hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehheehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheeehehehehehehehe"
What's the difference between cancer and my dad?
Cancer is still here. 😂😂😅😅😐😐😪😪😥😥😭😭
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
What is a neonatal's first time in the world?
What is better than hitting a booty? Playing with the titties.
What did I say to you? You suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, boiiiiiiiiiiiiii!