Whats jokes
What kind of knickers is the best?
Windy knickers, because they're the best kind.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
Huh what you say?
Come fight me, suck a dick.
What did the hairline say to the hat?
"We go way back..."
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
Little Red Riding Hood says to the wolf: "What a big dick you have!"
Wolf: "The better to f*** you with!"
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it?
I would leave them hanging.
What what's the cloud private place to go? Among us, cows.
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.
What did the brother say to the other brother? "You are brother, brother."
Me: Hey, apple.
Apple: What?
Me: Knife.
Apple: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Q: What do you call a security guard at Samsung?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
What's long, hard, and bloody?
The Boston Marathon.