Whats jokes
What is your car's name?
What do you say to your partner with diabetes?
Hey, sugar!
What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?
That’s assault!
Q: What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
A: A Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.
What do you call a cow?
A cow!
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.
What did the bee say to the other bee?
Moo.
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
Hey, what's the puniest pun you can come up with?
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.
What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.
What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
Huh what you say?
Come fight me, suck a dick.
What kind of knickers is the best?
Windy knickers, because they're the best kind.
What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it?
I would leave them hanging.
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
What did the tissue wear?
A shoe.
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.