Whats jokes
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
What is, tyyyyyy a tree is it is the difference between a?
What do you call dolls in a line?
Barbie queuing.
What is a good night's sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk walk home from school. Was your time I had dinner night night? Dinner night, is it fun for me? I o I had dinner.
What is the difference between the human rights act and a home?
What is the difference between a comma and a period?
A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
"I need help, George Sink," said Jimmy.
"What is it?" said George Sink.
"Can you wash my dishes?" said Jimmy.
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him :)
Me: It smells like good fam.
Friend: What's good fam?
Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?
I don't know what to say.
If you're American coming into the bathroom,
And you're American coming out of the bathroom,
What are you in the bathroom?
European.
What do you call a 18+ animal jam?
Play Wild!
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)
What did one angry cow say to another?
We got some beef.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
Only the boomerang came back. It’s been 14 years, where’s my dad?
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Sinocyclocheilus anophthalmus.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
What did the sea say to the sea?
Nothing, it just waved.
What do you call a cow on steroids? A bull-y.