Whats

Whats jokes

Mussel

What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?

Um...I don't know what?

She slipped on a mussel!

Word

I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".

Shotgun

Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?

Message

What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?

"I CAN'T BREATHE!"

Orphan

What do orphans call a holiday?

A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.

Hooker

Q: What did one dead hooker say to the other dead hooker?

A: Nothing, dead hookers don't talk.

Dad

What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."

Water

What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.

Difference

What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?

I like you!

Bomb

What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?

They're black and go off.

Guy

Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.

You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.

Pedophile

Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?