Whats jokes
What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.
What did the pot say to the kettle?
"To lick the spoon."
What is Stephen Hawking's mum?
Your mum!
What is a monkey with a head?
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.
What do you call someone with no legs?
Disabled.
Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.
One asks, “What’s your favorite type of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
What's a psych ward worker's favorite incense?
Insurance fraud.
What does NASA stand for?
Nose and smelly astronauts.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
A: One of them gets picked.
Little Jonny, what you like airplane? How? Because you fly fast and jump high.
You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?
Me: I don't know.
You: Are you sure?
Me: I don't know.
You: Okay.
"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"
Q. What is the Titanic's favorite food?
A. Ice burger.
What's long, white, and thick? My dick.
What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?
What kind of cow has 2 legs?
YOUR MOM!!
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
What does a pillow say when you live for a week? "Don't forget me!"
What rock has four men that don't sing?
One Direction.