Whats jokes
What do you call a dirty Mexican?
A chulo.
What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?
Um...I don't know what?
She slipped on a mussel!
Method Man: Yo what’s crackin’?
ODB: Yep
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RX XD INBOUND!
I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".
Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?
What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?
"I CAN'T BREATHE!"
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
Q: What did one dead hooker say to the other dead hooker?
A: Nothing, dead hookers don't talk.
What is a fish without an eye?
A fsh, LOL!
What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."
What is deez + nuts = deez nuts, ha!
What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
What is an emo's least favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?
They're black and go off.
Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.
You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.
Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?
What do kidnappers play?
Roblox.