Whats jokes
What is the same with a duck and a bicycle? The handlebars--oh, except for the duck.
"I need help, George Sink," said Jimmy.
"What is it?" said George Sink.
"Can you wash my dishes?" said Jimmy.
What's a tree's least favorite TV show? Chopped!
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
Answer: The table part.
What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?
Paul.
What did the chicken say to the turkey?
Nothing, he chickened out!
What do dogs do that trees don't do?
Answer: They bark!
badoom ching
Me: It smells like good fam.
Friend: What's good fam?
Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him :)
What do you call Anne born in May? A Maybe.
What's a dog's dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.
What is a playground that is old?
A rotten playground.
What is a kid who loves school?
A smart kid.
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
What is, tyyyyyy a tree is it is the difference between a?
What do you call dolls in a line?
Barbie queuing.
What time is it?
What is your car's name?