Whats jokes
Dani: What's so funny?
Tess: Your face! 'Cause you're ugly!
Dani: WHY!!!!!!!
What's 2+2? FORE-head.
What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.
Son: Dad, can I get a girlfriend?
Dad: Son, no, you are only 10, so no.
Son: Dad, I'm leaving to get a girlfriend.
Dad: Son, nooo, you are not my son!
Son: What did you say? *Son slaps the dad.*
Dad: Good, son, goodbye, get out of my home.
Son: Good, you can go move to a new home.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family photo.
Barney-1 2 3 what number comes next?
Barney-that’s right it’s penis!
What's so funny about toilet paper? The toilet aspect!
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A tree cannot walk, and a human can walk.
Like if you know what ashes are.
Adopted kid:
Hey, Alex, what are you doing?
Alex:
Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."
Adopted kid:
OK, dad Alex.
Alex:
Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!
Adopted kid:
I’m so glad I have a mom.
What's written on the bottom of a Belgian swimming pool?
"No smoking."
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
What do you say to a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
What does "Keo" stand for?
Kick Elmo more.
What did the grape say to the banana? "Stop graping me!"
Two lawyers are sitting on a park bench, and these two beautiful women walk by. The first lawyer says to the other, “Let’s go fuck these chicks.”
The second lawyer says, “Outta what?”
What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
He burnt himself on the exhaust pipe.
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
What does the cell ride to work?
A vesicle.
What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?
He's got some "sweet" moves!