Whats jokes
What do you call a short student?
A Ravin.
What do you do when your dishwasher breaks down?
You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
What goes in and out and saves your life but is not sexual?
Diabetes.
What do people say when they're fighting?
"Water!"
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
What is Saturn's favorite day?
Saturday!
What would be Joe Biden's name if he was an orphan? "Joe."
What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.
I was lying on the bed the other night and my missus was playing with my cock, trying to get it to go hard. She asked me what's the matter? I said, "I just don't find women without hair very attractive."
What has legs but can't walk?
Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
What show can the orphan relate to... Full House.
What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?
"I was raped raped."
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
What do you call a flat cabbage?
A leaf pile.
What can't an orphan spell?
Home.
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?