Whats jokes
What the can say to the tomato?
Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾
I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good.
What say the child to the man? Shalom.
Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"
Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"
Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
What's long, hard, and full of semen?
Answer: Me.
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call the middle of a penny?
A center (get it? Cent-er).
What is 6 inches and has nuts?
A Snickers bar.
What's the difference between me and you?
Nothing, the fudge you expected ni-
I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrek's dick.
What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
Q: What do you call a security guard at Samsung?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
Little Red Riding Hood says to the wolf: "What a big dick you have!"
Wolf: "The better to f*** you with!"