What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
He burnt himself on the exhaust pipe.
Whats Jokes
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.
What did Yarn Yoshi say to Poochy whilst trying to solve a puzzle?
"Alright Poochy, it's time to get crafty!"
What did the dad say to the kid?
"U got to be kidding me."
What do you call a bad pun?
The pun is not punny!
If your best friend tells you that he's gay for you, what do you do? Tell him, "Oh, nice gay ass."
What does the cell ride to work?
A vesicle.
What do you call an owl that does magic?
Hooodini.
What was the guy with no arms, legs, or a head name?
Matt.
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
What do you call an infant with no legs?
Ground beef.
What's the difference between cars and grass?
They both have wheels, except for the grass.
#1: What are you doing?
#2: Watching a movie.
#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.
"What is your number?" "Hi."
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
What do you call cringe?
You.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.