Whats jokes
Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?
Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??
Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.
What do you call ball drama?
What did one ghost say to another ghost?
"You're boo-tiful!"
Me: Hey, apple.
Apple: What?
Me: Knife.
Apple: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
What did the brother say to the other brother? "You are brother, brother."
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30).
What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?
Thank a Roo.
What is the difference between the human race and a leaky faucet?
What's something yellow and cannot swim?
A bus full of children.
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
Mooooooo my secret is that it's pasture bedtime, but not pasture bedtime!
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?
A: Moonday!
Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question.
His husband said, "What's your question?"
Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"
His husband said "Yes?"
Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants!"
A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?
Q: One that has a sense of money.
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I do not know.
Q: What do you call a magic owl?
A: HOOdini
What's the difference between Axne and a priest??
One waits till you're 13 to come on your face.
What did jptheflip win while playing this server?
Craft.
What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!