Whats jokes
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
What do you call an infant with no legs?
Ground beef.
What's the difference between cars and grass?
They both have wheels, except for the grass.
What was the guy with no arms, legs, or a head name?
Matt.
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
#1: What are you doing?
#2: Watching a movie.
#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.
If your best friend tells you that he's gay for you, what do you do? Tell him, "Oh, nice gay ass."
What do you call the most famous skeleton detective?
Sherlock Bones!
The date is April 1st.
Somebody asks you what you are doing.
“I guess you could say I’m... fooling around ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)“
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What can fly?
Bird.
At an school 🏫 what is your school's name?
What time is it when you cannot do anything?
What has two names and one big home?
A person.
What do you call a dog without legs?
Nothing, it won't come either way.
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.
What's dumb?
The Fetus Deletus joke!
Fucking hate that joke....
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter; it ain’t coming to you.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?
Skip.