Whats jokes
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
What did Bob the police officer say to his chest?
"You're under a vest."
What's a current's favorite juice?
Black "current"!
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him :)
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Ghoul-aid!
What is the difference between the human rights act and a home?
What is the difference between the human race and a leaky faucet?
What is the difference between a comma and a period?
A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.
What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"
What did the bus say to the mail?
Dog.
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's something yellow and cannot swim?
A bus full of children.
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
Mooooooo my secret is that it's pasture bedtime, but not pasture bedtime!
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?
A: Moonday!
What is a good night's sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk walk home from school. Was your time I had dinner night night? Dinner night, is it fun for me? I o I had dinner.
What is a kid who loves school?
A smart kid.
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
What is, tyyyyyy a tree is it is the difference between a?
What do you call dolls in a line?
Barbie queuing.