Whats jokes
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.
Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.
You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.
Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?
What do kidnappers play?
Roblox.
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it comes back.
What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.
Why did the other Down syndrome guy say to the other Down syndrome guy?
What is going on here?
Breakfast! 😂
What is deez + nuts = deez nuts, ha!
What is an emo's least favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?
They're black and go off.
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
What do you call a dirty Mexican?
A chulo.
What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?
Um...I don't know what?
She slipped on a mussel!
Method Man: Yo what’s crackin’?
ODB: Yep
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RX XD INBOUND!
What is a fish without an eye?
A fsh, LOL!
Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was.
I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".