Whats jokes
Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?
A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.
If you're American coming into the bathroom,
And you're American coming out of the bathroom,
What are you in the bathroom?
European.
What is the real name of Canada?
Punjabistan
What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.
What did the dog say when he came home from a long shift at work? Today was ruff.
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Sinocyclocheilus anophthalmus.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
What's the difference between Batman and Robin?
Batman can go to the store without robbin'.
What do you call a 18+ animal jam?
Play Wild!
What do you call a cow with three legs?
Tri-tip!
Y'know what's really sad?
Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)
What has 2 legs and is red all over?
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."
What did the bus say to the mail?
Dog.
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
What did Bob the police officer say to his chest?
"You're under a vest."
What's a current's favorite juice?
Black "current"!
What goes with chips?
Not your cheese.