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Whats Jokes
Q. What is the Titanic's favorite food?
A. Ice burger.
What's long, white, and thick? My dick.
What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?
What kind of cow has 2 legs?
YOUR MOM!!
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
What does a pillow say when you live for a week? "Don't forget me!"
What rock has four men that don't sing?
One Direction.
Mother: We need to talk about sex...
Jason: Oh, sex, tell me what do you wanna know.
Jason had a big whooping from his mother and big spanking from his dad.
What is Alan Turing's reincarnation doing?
Getting revenge for what some people said about him being gay.
What did the bison say to his son when he left the ranch? Bi-son.
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
What do you call a black guy on the moon?
YOU RACISTS! An astronaut!
What do you say after you go out for middle eastern food? I falafel (feel awful)!
So this guy we talked to wanted me to leave forever, and we said, "What? You never want to hear from me again?"
What did one statue say to another statue? "Hey! Is that you?"
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
You take four, then you put a "n" at the end, then you take the "u" out, then you replace the "f" with a "p". What do you get?
If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?
What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.