Whats jokes
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
What type of candy does the most magic?
Twix!
Guys talk to me is what the emo loner said, but seriously, talk to me.
The bully: Your gay.
The nerd: You are.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: What, your gay?
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam.
What did the retard say when the water too deep?
"Deep deep."
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Fuller House."
What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!
What did the turtle tell the man? To keep being 5G7T4IPK24O[\]TWERGWREWGRGR.
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Joy.
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
What do Batman and orphans have in common?
Their parents died.