Whats jokes
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.
What's brown and sticky? A stick with poop on it.
Or a stick with poo on it.
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Ghoul-aid!
What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.
What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?
Paul.
What's brown and hairy? A bear.
What's brown, hairy, and is in love with Ethan Herbst? Arij.
What's a tree's least favorite TV show? Chopped!
What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?
Two Aussie.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
Him: I work with animals all day.
Her: Awwww what do you do?
Him: I'm a pornstar.
What do dogs do that trees don't do?
Answer: They bark!
badoom ching
What is the same with a duck and a bicycle? The handlebars--oh, except for the duck.
What has 2 legs and is red all over?
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."
What do you call a cow with three legs?
Tri-tip!
Y'know what's really sad?
Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?