What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
Whats Jokes
(Bob holds Deric's neck)
Deric: "Water, what are you doing?"
What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?
You're my boo!
What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?
There's twenty of them.
What's Damo's favorite food?
Big slongs.
What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?
He's got some "sweet" moves!
My life is such an udder disappointment. What an udder failure!
What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat a wank.
Mom: I saw John Cena at WWE.
Son: No way, you can’t see him though.
Mom: God!
Son: What?
Mom: You watch too much reality TV (comes to smack butt).
Son: Also because I’m John Cena.
Mom: Where, where’d ya go?
John Cena: Hey, Mom.
Mom: I’m only 31, you’re 42.
What is the difference between a human and the human rights act, a tree house, and a human being?
What is a good night's sleep, and what do I have for dinner today is what [I want to know].
What time is it when you get home and you can walk, walk? Eeeeeew!
At an school 🏫 what is your school's name?
What has two names and one big home?
A person.
What has 2 legs and walks? A human.
What time is it when you get home, and you can walk, walk home and walk, walk home from?
What is the difference between a human and a human?
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What time is it when you cannot do anything?
What can fly?
Bird.