Whats jokes
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
What did the train made of glue make?
GLUE GLUUUUUUUUUUUE!
"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.
The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
"Orphans get picked."
What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa? The water gun.
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: A water gun.
What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”!
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea!" (The Little Mermaid)
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
A pastor asked his child what his favorite bible verse was... He responded, "Keep watch," because he wanted a watch.
John walked into Pat at the barn. He was dancing naked in front of a tractor. John said, "Hey, Pat, what are you doing?"
Pat said, "Well, me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed, so I went to a therapist, and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)."
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
What did the poo say to the ass?
"I left you."
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?
I don't know, but it's messed up.