Whats jokes
What's the fastest cake? Scone!
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
What’s worse than giving women rights?
Having them. In the first place.
What did one bear reply to his bad pun?
"Bear with me!"
"Fuck me."
That's what she said.
What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHA
When I went to basketball training, there was a giant bag of basketballs on the floor.
My friend was like, "That’s a huge sack of balls."
He didn’t realize what was about to happen.
What does a lesbian call the other during sex?
Mummy.
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.
What does a stray cat/dog have in common?
Both of them don't have a home!
What did one ankle say to the other? Good morning, how are you today?
What did Robin say to Batman when they were getting chicken?
Hahaha, I don't know.
What is an obese lady's blood type?
Nutella.
What do people often say in a cold Mexican kitchen?
Brrrrrrito!
What is the difference between a human and a bird?
A bird can fly and a human cannot fly.
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "What, no soap?" Then he dies and she marries the barber.
What is yellow and smells like bananas?
What is the difference between lettuce and a hamburger?
When the lettuce runs, the hamburger cries.
What's the good thing about fucking 21 year olds?
There's twenty of them!
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Anyways,
Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?
More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker!
But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.
How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.
Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY".
What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced".
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass.
Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!
Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low
Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15.