Whats jokes
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved. This was the worst joke ever.
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.
What’s the difference between me and Glow In The Dark Intelligent Putty? The putty’s intelligent!
Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?
A. They call an AmBOOlance.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FRUIT?
Rhyme-Apple.
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
What did the mongol say to his dog?
Down syndrome!
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??
UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Diana can't stop either.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"
What the can say to the tomato?
Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾
I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good.
What say the child to the man? Shalom.
Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"
Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"
Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.