Whats jokes
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What protects clowns from the sun?
A bozone layer.
What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What's the worst joke you ever heard?
What is the gassiest planet? Uranus.
What did the farmer who lost his tractor say?
*waits 25 seconds*
"I lost my tractor!"
What is a chode?
What is a pooper man called? A dentist.
What did rapper Pop Smoke get high off of? Cigarettes with Pop and Smoke.
What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?
The cops had to comb through the area.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple got chosen.
What what's the cloud private place to go? Among us, cows.
What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?
Putting the nappy on afterwards.
"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."
What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
Llama: Hey sheep, let's play cards.
Sheep: Llama, fuck off!!
Llama: What's your damn problem?
Sheep: Nothing, I'm just having a Baahd day, okay dick head?
What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?
Donald Grump.
What do you call an orphan?
An orphan.