Whats jokes
What is a car that runs and can't?
What is the best time!? 6:22 a.m.
What time is it when you walk walk? Time to trip and fall!
What is important?
What is your car's name?
What's the difference between a UKIP voter and a shopping trolley?
Some shopping trolleys have minds of their own.
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.
What do you call Anne born in May? A Maybe.
What did the bee say to the other bee?
Moo.
What's a dog's dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.
What is a playground that is old?
A rotten playground.
What do you call a cow?
A cow!
What do you say to your partner with diabetes?
Hey, sugar!
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?
That’s assault!
Q: What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
A: A Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.
What’s the difference between me and Glow In The Dark Intelligent Putty? The putty’s intelligent!
What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?
ARRRRRRRRR!
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved. This was the worst joke ever.