Whats

Whats jokes

Orphan

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple actually gets picked.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple gets picked.

Tractor

What did the farmer who lost his tractor say?

*waits 25 seconds*

"I lost my tractor!"

Hare

What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?

The cops had to comb through the area.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple got chosen.

Fanny

What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?

Putting the nappy on afterwards.

Name

"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."

Miscarriage

What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?

Her miscarriage.

Sheep

Llama: Hey sheep, let's play cards.

Sheep: Llama, fuck off!!

Llama: What's your damn problem?

Sheep: Nothing, I'm just having a Baahd day, okay dick head?

President

What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?

Donald Grump.