Whats jokes
What did the rooster say to the hen? Goodbye.
What did the orphan say to the house? Can I live here?
What did the shark say after he ate the clownfish?
"This taste a little funny."
What's the difference between a bird and jam?
You can ham your cock in a bird, but you can't bird your cock in a jam.
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
Q: What is the hardest part of a cabbage?
A: Wheelchair.
Son, you are not precious, so pack your bags because someone else is going to adopt you.
Dad, what do you mean someone else will adopt me?
Son, you're adopted!
What type of implants are at a Chinese dentist office? Buck teeth implants.
What is the difference between a human and a magic dog night?
What is your car? What was your time today after I had dinner night and night sleep night? Is it a night for you and a dinner night? Night dinner night? Was the snow? I had dinner night night dinner.
What does Stephen Hawking have for food?
What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing?
Dead mooves.
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
Have you heard of the restaurant Karma?
There is no menu because you only get what you deserve.
What do you call a dabbing cow?
Udder savagery.
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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue?
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
What happened to the glue?
I knew you would get stuck on that!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Licka-lotta-puss.
When a lady gets married, what does she borrow?
She borrows her husband's last name.
What’s green, fuzzy, and falls out of a tree? A pool table.