Whats jokes
An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"
"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
"Quack, quack."
Q. What's the difference between fucking a coma patient and fucking a cabbage?
A. You have to cut a hole in the cabbage.
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?
They both like oil.
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk?
Nothing... she couldn't tell.
What's black and at the top of a staircase?
Not Stephen Hawking.
Q: What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
A: A pool table.
What's the difference between an Al Qaeda Base and a Pakistani School?
"I don't know man, I just fly the drones."
What is a baby's favorite song?
"Baby" by Justin Bieber.
What did the two oceans say to each other?
Nothing. They just waved.
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
My dad came back!
What did the cannibal say to the other?
"Can I practise on you?"
What did the kid with cancer say? "Can-I see my mom one more time?"
What were Brian Cant's last words before he died?
"I used to do it, but now I cant!"
What's the best thing about taking a shower with a 12 year old Philippino girl?
If you slick her hair back, she looks 10.
What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?
An orphan.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house, and what do I have for dinner?
What is a cow that does magic?
A smart cow.