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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Licka-lotta-puss.
What did the shark say after he ate the clownfish?
"This taste a little funny."
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
When a lady gets married, what does she borrow?
She borrows her husband's last name.
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
Have you heard of the restaurant Karma?
There is no menu because you only get what you deserve.
The patient says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say."
The doctor says, "Next, please."
Q: What is the hardest part of a cabbage?
A: Wheelchair.
What is your car? What was your time today after I had dinner night and night sleep night? Is it a night for you and a dinner night? Night dinner night? Was the snow? I had dinner night night dinner.
What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "I've got a bone to pick with you!"
That was a real rib tickler. I've got a skele-TON more of the skele-PUNS!
What is the difference between a human and a magic dog night?
What is the difference between a human and a magic dog? What is a human.
What is a nut that does magic?
A human that can turn into a nut!
What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing?
Dead mooves.
What do you call someone who farts in public? A private tutor.
What’s green, fuzzy, and falls out of a tree? A pool table.
What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue?
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
What happened to the glue?
I knew you would get stuck on that!
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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
What do you call a dabbing cow?
Udder savagery.
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Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?
More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker!
But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.
How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.
Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY".
What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced".
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass.
Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!
Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low
Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15.