Whats jokes
What protects clowns from the sun?
A bozone layer.
What what's the cloud private place to go? Among us, cows.
What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?
Donald Grump.
What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?
The cops had to comb through the area.
What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple got chosen.
What did the brother say to the other brother? "You are brother, brother."
What did one ghost say to another ghost?
"You're boo-tiful!"
Me: Hey, apple.
Apple: What?
Me: Knife.
Apple: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I do not know.
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30).
What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.
What is a good night's sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk walk home from school. Was your time I had dinner night night? Dinner night, is it fun for me? I o I had dinner.
What is the difference between the human rights act and a home?
What is the difference between the human race and a leaky faucet?
What is the difference between a comma and a period?
A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?