Whats jokes
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
What did the hairline say to the hat?
"We go way back..."
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A self-portrait.
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia.
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Anything you want; it won't chase you.
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.
What do Batman and orphans have in common?
Their parents died.
What did Amtrak say at the Olympics?
I AM keeping Trak!
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.