Whats jokes
What did Amtrak say at the Olympics?
I AM keeping Trak!
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A self-portrait.
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Joy.
What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Anything you want; it won't chase you.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
Hi, my name is Moo, what is your name? Moo.
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.
What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia.
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.