Whats jokes
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
A bird was on a branch at school today. I turn away to talk to my friends, and another bird was there when I turned around. I turn around again, and the birds are having fucking sex!!!
What the fuck.
Now I've seen everything.
What is a computer's favorite snack? Cookies!
Do you know what it takes to beat cancer?
Heartbeat.
What are priests' favorite shoe?
White Vans.
Cousin: Hey, is that an octopus?
Me: Yes, what, it is just an octopus.
Cousin: Oh yeah, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Octopus touch me!
Me: What, it is just one..... ummmmm dad cousin d[id].
What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?
Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.
Robber 1: *gets shot in ass*
Robber 2: You have to shit in a bag for life lol.
Robber 1: What, the Tesco or Asda one?
What is a doe called with no legs?
•" No legged deer."
What do you call a deer with no ears?
•" No eared deer."
What do you call a deer with no eye?
•" No eye deer."
XDDDDDD
Teacher, what do you call sex making out with a C.I.W.?
My friend Arid asked me what I did over the weekend. I told him, "I read."
Get it? I read? No... ok.
What's the difference between a square peg in a round hole and a kilo of lard?
One's a good lot of fat; the other's a fat lot of good.
What do bitches say?
"FUCK ALL YA NASTY BITCHES!"
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Rubber-toe.
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
What’s the world’s most diseased country?
GerMany.
What does a butt do when it is angry?
Butt crack!
What is a difference between a tree, tree house that yyyyy?
What kind of person will steal Captain Hook's hook?
Answer: A hooker.