Whats jokes
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can walk and a house can walk to a tree, walk home, walk, walk, and walk, walk.
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
What is a car?
What's a gay person's favorite meal?
Meat with white sticky stuff.
What did the cancer doctor say?
You just got a new Christmas present—cancer!
What do you call a tree?
A treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What did the woman say to the man?
"Stop."
What did the man do?
Keep going.
FUCK MEN IN THE ARSE
What did the orphan say to the house? Can I live here?
What's the difference between a dead hooker and a watermelon?
The watermelon didn't scream when I sliced it.
What did the rooster say to the hen? Goodbye.
"Hey man, what's that, a dynamite you have in your hand? Ok, well hold it over. I'll give it right back."
"Oh no, I won't!"
"Oh yes, you will!"
"Oh, I won't!"
"Oh yes, you will!"
"Ok fine, then you take it or I'll blow our your butt before it farts."
What type of implants are at a Chinese dentist office? Buck teeth implants.
Son, you are not precious, so pack your bags because someone else is going to adopt you.
Dad, what do you mean someone else will adopt me?
Son, you're adopted!
Addicted, what did the drug dealer say to the dopewhore?
"Damn whore, you're not that addicted when you spread your legs open for any man. No wonder weed is more addicted than yo ass." Lol
Time for double joke Tuesday.
What is a bird's favorite letter?
A C gull.
So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me.
Kid: You're a dick, you know!
Me: And you're a pussy, you know?
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
Yessssss, MEaster!
What does Stephen Hawking have for food?
What's the difference between a bird and jam?
You can ham your cock in a bird, but you can't bird your cock in a jam.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Licka-lotta-puss.