Whats jokes
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"
Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"
Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
Q: What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
A: The wheelchair.
What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?
Absolutely nothing.
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
Boss: Can I do a reference check?
Me: I don’t have a...
*sensei appears*
Me: oh no
Sensei: He was a good student, but he lacked kizma.
Boss: What's kiz...
Sensei:😈
Me: Oh no, here we go.
Sensei: Kizma AS-
What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!
"So what, ah, my G?"
What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What kind of knickers is the best?
Windy knickers, because they're the best kind.