What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
Whats Jokes
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
What do you call a flat cabbage?
A leaf pile.
What can't an orphan spell?
Home.
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
What did the train made of glue make?
GLUE GLUUUUUUUUUUUE!
"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.
The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
"Orphans get picked."
What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa? The water gun.
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: A water gun.
What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”!
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea!" (The Little Mermaid)