Whats jokes
What is your car's name?
What do you say to your partner with diabetes?
Hey, sugar!
Hey, what's the puniest pun you can come up with?
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.
What do you call Anne born in May? A Maybe.
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?
That’s assault!
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What did the mongol say to his dog?
Down syndrome!
What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?
Absolutely nothing.
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.
Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?
A. They call an AmBOOlance.
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”
And vanished.
What is the difference between the human rights act of a home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk?
Boosterthon asks to raise up to $35,000.
I donate $35,000. I ask, "What's my prize?" Boosterthon worker says, "Here's a headband." Me: "I donated the goal, so is that it?" Boosterthon worker: "No, it's $35,000 per person." I pass out. Boosterthon worker goes back to work like it is a regular day.