Whats jokes
What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.
What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...
What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!
Q: What do you call a security guard at Samsung?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
Guys talk to me is what the emo loner said, but seriously, talk to me.
I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.
What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!
What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!
What did the turtle tell the man? To keep being 5G7T4IPK24O[\]TWERGWREWGRGR.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Joy.
What does a waiter in a Chinese restaurant call a customer that won't leave a tip? A "plick."
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
What type of candy does the most magic?
Twix!
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
What did the retard say when the water too deep?
"Deep deep."
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
The bully: Your gay.
The nerd: You are.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: What, your gay?
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Fuller House."
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam.