Whats jokes
What's something yellow and cannot swim?
A bus full of children.
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
What is a kid who loves school?
A smart kid.
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
What is, tyyyyyy a tree is it is the difference between a?
What do you call dolls in a line?
Barbie queuing.
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
Mooooooo my secret is that it's pasture bedtime, but not pasture bedtime!
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?
A: Moonday!
What do you call a man with rubber toes??
Roberto
What did Caesar call a person?
She-Caesar.
What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"
What did the bus say to the mail?
Dog.
What is so annoying? A younger sister.
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
What did jptheflip win while playing this server?
Craft.
Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question.
His husband said, "What's your question?"
Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"
His husband said "Yes?"
Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants!"
A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?
Q: One that has a sense of money.
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.