Dog Without Legs

The humor comes from the unexpected answer. Instead of a silly name, the punchline points out the impracticality of naming a dog without legs because it won't come anyway.

• Dog
• Matter
• Darkness
• Name
• Legs
• Animal

• What do you call a cow with no legs?
• What is a dog with only two legs? A human.
• Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs? Where you left it.
• What is a dog that does not walk? A magic dog.