Whats jokes
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table.
Me: Sister, stop stealing my stuff or I will make you feel bad.
Sister: No, I won't stop.
Me: Fine, I'm telling the world what you did.
Sister: What? You will see when I post it.
Sister: WHY DID YOU TELL THEM I PEED ON SANTA CLAUS WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS OLD?
Me: BECAUSE YOU DON ́T HAVE A LIFE.
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
What’s another name for cumming in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
What is Rapboat's favorite musical note? A minor.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
What does a human and a cat have in common? Both take my bed.
What is black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
Q: What do you call a cow with only two legs?
A: Lean meat.
What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat.
What was the last thing that went through JFK's mind? A bullet.
What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?
At home.
What’s heavy, black, and can’t swim?
Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile Delmont 88 with Mary Jo Kopechne trapped inside.
What did the people who cracked the Liberty Bell get for breaking it?
The no-bell prize.
What do an acting role and playing sports have in common?
If you break a leg, you get cast.
What do you call a pig doing a karate chop?
What did the boyfriend say to his girlfriend?
Q: What's yellow and can't swim?
A: A school bus full of children.