What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
Whats Jokes
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
What's the difference between a car and a car?
I have absolutely no idea, sorry.
What has a head, a tail, but no body?
What do people use more than you that is yours?
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?
What do you call the nun that hates?
For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.
Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?
What can you catch, but not throw?
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
What do you call a baby in a blender? A baby blender!
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race, bud, different evolution."
"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"
What did God say to the good shepherd?
Nothing.
What’s the difference between me and grass? Grass doesn’t cut itself.
What is the best part of being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family sized.