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What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?
Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
What is this website?
What did the fish say when he got to the dam?
"Dam water."
"Dam!"
What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?
A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"
What was wrong with Stephen Hawking? His legs.
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂
Wait, since I'm underage from having sex, what is it like?
What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
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What did the left eye say to the right eye?
POOP!
Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?
Crewmate: What's Sawcon?
Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!
What begins in F and ends in UCK?
Fire truck.
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
MEOM!
Hi, I am back! Tell me what's happening?
All of the sudden, if you're Republican, you're racist, and Communism is a symbol of freedom? What happened to the proud men our founding fathers were, damn it!