Whats

Whats Jokes

Orphan

What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.

Block

What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?

9/11.

Car

What's the difference between a car and a car?

I have absolutely no idea, sorry.

Math

Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?

Nun

What do you call the nun that hates?

For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.

Adoption

Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?

Secret

If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?

Sex

What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?

Erectile dysfunction.

Delta

What did Omnicron say to Delta?

"Same race, bud, different evolution."

"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"

Grass

What’s the difference between me and grass? Grass doesn’t cut itself.

Orphan

What is the best part of being an orphan?

Every bag of chips is family sized.