Whats jokes
What is wrong with having chocolate for dessert? It tastes like shit, and I hate it.
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?
People want donuts.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
What does the sign say on the hooker house after they were on lockdown?
Answer: "We're on lockdown, get lost pervert."
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.
What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?
Some people adopt orangutans.
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
What did the blender say to the orange juice?
"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."
What’s the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon.
What is white and sticky?
Glue.
What do you call two Michael J. Fox's standing next to each other?
Parallel Parkinson's.
What do you call a clown that is allergic to strawberries?
...Ollie the clown!
What does the Titanic sell most?
Icebreakers.
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
What did the man say to his wife, wanna play?