Whats jokes
What do you call a dog that's faced backwards?
A god.
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊
What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.
What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
What is a dog that you can drive?
A big doggy car.
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!
What did one nut say to the other nut? "Help!"
What is your name?
My ankle is named Samantha.
What’s 12 inch long, purple, and makes women scream??
Cot death!
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow?
Nothing, it was feeling blue.
I went home one day. My mom said, "Look what a few guys got me." It was a MILF trophy.
My mom asked what does that mean. So I said, "Mom's I'd Like To Fuck." Then my mom said, "These guys want to fuck me?" I said, "Yeah." Then my mom said, "I still got it!"
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Mom: OMG, why son?
Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.
Think about it, then spread LMAO.
You are American when you walk into the bathroom, and you are American when you walk out.
But do you know what you are when you're in the bathroom? European.
What kind of containers does the Pope keep his vegetables in?
Vat-I-cans!
What is the skeleton's favorite car?
A Zam-bone-y.
What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?
GAY
What's better than one dead baby?
Two dead babies.