What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
"Yesssss Massager!"
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
"Yesssss Massager!"
What do squirrels eat?
Nuts. 🥜
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
What's the difference between a mole and a priest?
One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.
I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
What’s red, slimy, and makes my wife scream? Two failed abortions!
When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
What do cheetahs wear to work?
They can't change because cheetahs can't change their spots!
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 7 feet?
The finish line at the marathon bombing.
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?
What is a home that can fly?
A magic house!
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.