Whats jokes
What did the cow say to the other?
"Cheese!"
Question: "You're-a-American" when you're not in the restroom and when you come out of the restroom. What are you when you're in the restroom?
Answer: European (You're-a-peein')
What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
What do you call a crying dick?
I call it a crying dick.
Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.
What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree?
One's a fucking tree.
What was Pepe's best friend? Ballsack.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.
What do sperm say while just in?
"We need to go deeper."
What did the Army soldier say after he got his legs fixed?
Afgan-I-Stand.
Me playing a game........ What, did God just stop our hearts because he didn't kill everybody?
Guess what, chicken butt?
A man walks into a library.
Man: "Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide?"
Librarian: "Do you know about our return policy?"
Suicidal Man: ...
Librarian: ...
The Woman checking out a book: "WHAT THE FUCK?"
What is the difference between a tree and walking home from a wheelchair?
What do you call a dictatorial cow?
Moosilini.
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird!
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.
What was David Bowie’s last hit?
Probably heroin.
They have blackboards and whiteboards, but what happened to Mexicanboards?
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human can walk and a tree cannot walk.