Whats jokes
What did one nut say to the other nut? "Help!"
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
What is a dog?
A pet.
What is a dog that you can drive?
A big doggy car.
What is your name?
My ankle is named Samantha.
What’s 12 inch long, purple, and makes women scream??
Cot death!
What is a dog?
An animal.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!
What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow?
Nothing, it was feeling blue.
I went home one day. My mom said, "Look what a few guys got me." It was a MILF trophy.
My mom asked what does that mean. So I said, "Mom's I'd Like To Fuck." Then my mom said, "These guys want to fuck me?" I said, "Yeah." Then my mom said, "I still got it!"
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a nail?
Answer: You can unscrew the nail.
What is the poorest country in the world?
Poortugal...
What is saw and bleeding and covered in bruises?
Your mum.
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
What's the difference between limbs of babies and a dick?
I've never sucked on dicks.
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.