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Whats Jokes

Trump

What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?

"Yesssss Massager!"

Jumper

What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their ankles.

Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.

Priest

What's the difference between a mole and a priest?

One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.

Gun

I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.

What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.

Caesar

When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”

Cheetah

What do cheetahs wear to work?

They can't change because cheetahs can't change their spots!

Orphan

When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Foot

What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 7 feet?

The finish line at the marathon bombing.

Car

What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.

Gay

If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?

Jesus

Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?

A: Owwww!!!!!