What can hold anything on the moon? A crater.
Whats Jokes
When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHUT UP!!!
What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has a million letters?
Post Office.
What did the hecadrocophodecadus say to the hopetihopetifuckendecker?
"It didn't happen, but it should have."
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
What's the difference between a bay and an onion?
I cry when I cut into an onion.
What is an owl that wears armor?
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
What did 1 pay with at the store? A 1/4 ;)
What games do bats like to play at recess?
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*
Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡. What was the best game I’ve [played]?
A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?
Aaaawwwww I got dicklash!
What is a rabbit's favorite drink? Hare wine.
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
What did an orange say the day before going to work?
"Back to the rind!"
What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?
A waterfall.
What is the funniest joke of all time?
Your face.