Whats jokes
What did the man say to his wife, wanna play?
What does the Titanic sell most?
Icebreakers.
What do you call a clown that is allergic to strawberries?
...Ollie the clown!
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
What’s the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon.
What's the name for a short legged tramp?
A low-down bum.
What was the last thing that went through JFK's mind? A bullet.
What is black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
Q: What do you call a cow with only two legs?
A: Lean meat.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull in a children's play area.
What do you call my IP? 74.125.224.72 hahahahahahahahaha
What did the people who cracked the Liberty Bell get for breaking it?
The no-bell prize.
What's red, green, and slimy and slides down the chip shop window?
Abortion of chips.
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table.
What do you call a pig doing a karate chop?
What do you call a bear with no ears? A b.
Yeah, that joke was unbearable.
What did the boyfriend say to his girlfriend?
What's 12 inches long and begins with a p?
A shit.
What is God's favorite planet?
Saturn because it has a ring around it.