Whats jokes
Akbar: How many crows are there, Birbal?
Birbal: 8,971.
Akbar: What if there are fewer?
Birbal: Then some crows went on vacation to visit their relatives.
Akbar: What if there are more?
Birbal: Then some came on vacation here to visit their relatives.
Q. What do you call a prostitute who asks too many questions?
A. An intrusive thot.
What makes my life so unfair?
You invading it for no apparent reason.
What kind of car does an Indian person drive? A Pri-yas.
What's an Indian scammer's worst nightmare? Google Playstore points being redeemed.
What's a Jew's worst nightmare?
A frozen bank account.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
What is harder than steel?
My cousin at the family reunion.
"Where did you learn to do bookkeeping?"
"Yale."
"And what was your name again?"
"Yackson."
What is the legal term for shoplifting?
10 fingers discount.
What do you get from a co-worker with epilepsy for being accused of harassment? A "seize" and desist letter.
What do Michael Vick and John Wick have in common?
Got into deep shit when it came to dogs.
What do George Floyd and an astronaut have in common?
They both have very little air to breathe.
What do hockey players and cops have in common?
They both use sticks to hit something black.
What song is the most annoying for a Serb?
Sweet Home Alabama (because it sounds like Sweet Home Albania)!
What do you do in India when you need to tell the time but don't have the money for a watch?
You bob your head from side to side like a metronome.
What do you call a talentless Korean person? Us Lee Less!
What do Jews and Black people have in common?
Living off welfare checks.
What is the Twilight series about?
A girl's choice between necrophilia and bestiality.
What do Donald Trump and a dick have in common?
Liberals can't keep either one out of their mouths.