Whats jokes
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
What can you not ride with two wheelchairs? A burger 🍔 one wheelchair.
Whenever I’m bored, I hit up my local orphanage and beat some of them up.
I mean honestly, what are they going to do, tell their parents? 😂😂
What's the same thing between milk and a kid with cancer?
They both have an expiry date.
What’s the difference between a cat and a dog?
It’s easier to throw a cat against the wall.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotopuss
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What is yellow and can’t swim? A school, but full of drowning kids! 🤣🤣🤣
What’s another name for a cow?
You... cause you're fat.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
What’s the difference between morbid humor and dark humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in one trash can, and morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
What's the difference between all the jokes on this page? Nothing, they're all knockoffs of old jokes you've already heard that aren't funny. Penis!
What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
What's that stupid girl in your class called?
Thot.
What do you call a fantastic goat?
Goatastic! So funny please like.
Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A: Lickalotofpuss.
When you say to your dad...
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Dad be like...
Who wants my son?
Nan be like, "Me!"
Kid be like...
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GIVE ME #### ROUX!
What are roux, says nan?
Um, they're your life savings!
Nan be like, "Let's get some roux!"
What was Jesus scared of the most?
Snails.