Whats jokes
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was and pointed to me. I pushed him out of the car, and my other boyfriend took the front seat.
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
What is the Mexican police number?
9 Juan Juan.
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
A dog gets adopted.
It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.
But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I don't know, go google it.
Hey, I broke up with your girl.
-Me: What? Why?
Wait, what?
-Me: You f**ked her, so it's your baby.
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.
What does an orphan call home?
Nothing. 🤣
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
What's the difference between a nun and a prostitute taking a bath?
The nun has a soul full of hope...
What is the difference between the snow boots on a tree house that has to walk home and walk home?
What is the difference between snow boots and snow boots and walk home?
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk and you can drive.