Whats jokes
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
What does Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass slippers.
What do you call a triggered white kid?
A school shooter!
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
Q: If a cat says to a dog, "All dogs are liars," and the dog says to the cat, "All cats are liars," what does it mean?
A: It means cats and dogs can talk.
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
What thing can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
What do you call a YouTuber? A virgin.
What is the difference between Jesus and the devil?
When the devil came to Earth, he was the one with the nail gun.
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
What happened to the police that crossed the road?
They solved a murder involving the nut case.