Whats jokes
What do women and appliances have in common?
If they don't work, hit them until they work.
What do feminists do when they fail at something?
Blame men for sexism and misogyny.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite porn site?
A: Motherless.
What does Army stand for?
Ain't Ready to be a Marine Yet.
What does Marine stand for?
Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Expected.
What does Marine stand for?
My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment.
What do you call a bus full of stoners?
The Magic School Bus.
According to the Police report, what did one traffic signal say to the other?
"Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light..."
What's the worst part about eating vegetables from the hospital?
The life support cord.
What's a game a paraplegic kid can't play?
Hopscotch.
What do Diddy and Turkish men have in common?
They both use lots of oil.
What's the number one thing in an orphan's search history?
"How to find a family."
What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?
Jack(off) in the Box.
What is the difference between a man peering through the keyhole and a woman in the bath?
One is rude and nosy; the other is nude and Rosy.
What do you call a woman who sleeps with multiple men?
A whore.
What is the difference between a grandmother and a maid?
One is hope and the other is soap.
What is the difference between a microwave and a basket?
The microwave oven does not explode within the set time.
What is the difference between a thief and a doctor?
The thief knows what you have!
What do you think of the Bill Cosby movie?
Netflix and alcohol.
What role does a leper play in the theater?
Voldemort!