Whats jokes
What did the cow say to the other?
"Cheese!"
Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.
What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree?
One's a fucking tree.
What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
What do you call a crying dick?
I call it a crying dick.
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human can walk and a tree cannot walk.
What is the difference between a tree and a school?
A school is for kids, and a tree is for birds.
What did the Army soldier say after he got his legs fixed?
Afgan-I-Stand.
Me playing a game........ What, did God just stop our hearts because he didn't kill everybody?
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.
What is the difference between a tree and walking home from a wheelchair?
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird!
What do you call a dictatorial cow?
Moosilini.
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
What job lets you kill the most people?
An abortion doctor.
What happened when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence? Complete and utter destruction.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer (no idea).
Dang, it got ketchup on my sleeve. What do I do?
Spread the love!
Question: "You're-a-American" when you're not in the restroom and when you come out of the restroom. What are you when you're in the restroom?
Answer: European (You're-a-peein')