Whats jokes
What's an orphan family photo called?
Selfie.
Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?
Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.
What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?
A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
What is saw and bleeding and covered in bruises?
Your mum.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
What do you call lesbians having sex?
My cheating dyke ex-wife!
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
Mom: Son, where are my condoms?
Son: What are condoms?
Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.
Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?
Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.
Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
What is this website?
What part of a vegetable can’t you eat?
The wheelchair. 😑