Whats jokes
What's the worst thing about 9/11?
All of the stupid "Airplane" jokes.
I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
What does a computer scientist do when someone tries to fight him?
He waves his arms like a space invader.
What is written on the gravestone of a TV reporter?
"You must be back at 8:00 p.m."
What's a rapper's favorite type of footwear?
Mic drops.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Saucy
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied "why fix what ain't broke?"
How can you tell what kind of emo you are?
By how deep the cuts are on your forearm.
What is the difference between a man and a woman packing boxes?
The man says, "I have everything I need."
The woman says, "I love everything I have."
What came first: the chicken or the egg?
Doesn't matter, in the future, they'll come together.
What happens to an Indian's doorbell when you ring it?
A ring-a-ding-a-ding.
What is Uludağ made from? Dog pee!
What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said?
"Pop Goes the Weasel."
What did the builder say after the foundation?
"Employees!"
Q. What do you call a baby with anencephaly? A. Anything you want, it's not like it's gonna answer you.
Q: What's the best part about working at an abortion clinic?
A: You don't have to buy dog food.
What do gay Minecraft players do?
Stare at their big blocks.
Nechen has been writing articles for the class for years.
Then the Guru asked him, "If I die now, what will be on my grave?" Fritchen searched for the plastic bag and shouted, "This is a protective bag!!"