Whats jokes
What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
If Jesus had a gun, what would it be? A nail gun.
What did Hitler say to the sheep, "Baaarrrrrrr!" Hahaha, get it, sister? Am I rightttt?
What do plus a nut and a pee make?
Pee-nuts.
What did the lion say to the lion tamer? Nothing, because when the lion tamer whipped the lion, the lion killed him.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The face you make when you nail them.
My mum found a chest that was wet, and it had a child in it. She asked me what it was for. I said I put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are dead.
A man walks into a library.
Man: "Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide?"
Librarian: "Do you know about our return policy?"
Suicidal Man: ...
Librarian: ...
The Woman checking out a book: "WHAT THE FUCK?"
Guess what, chicken butt?
What was Pepe's best friend? Ballsack.
What did the bank say to the person?
Bank you very much.
What do sperm say while just in?
"We need to go deeper."
What's the difference between a cheater and your mom?
They both cheated!
What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree?
Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.
What's red and runs up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
They have blackboards and whiteboards, but what happened to Mexicanboards?
What do condoms and whores have in common?
Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.