Whats jokes
What’s worse than banging your sister?
Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
What's the most expensive haircut you can get? Chemotherapy.
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?
"Let's talk later, I need to catch a plane."
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.
What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
What’s weaker than a daffodil? Mundy’s ankles.
"Is Mrs. Wall here?"
"No."
"Is Mr. Wall here?"
"No."
"Then what is holding up the walls?"