Whats jokes

What is a joke?

What's the smallest stick in the world?

Your man's dick.

What did one droplet say to the other?

"Water you thinking?"

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?

Microchips.

Hey John, how are you going?

Helium, yeah good, what about you?

(Hey Liam)

What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?

Hot Wheels :)

What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?

They both charge.

What does a bird say when it gets sick?

I flu!

What do superheroes put in their drinks?

Just ice.

What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?

"Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"

What’s the difference between 1000 used tires and 1000 used condoms?

One's a good year and one's a great year.

What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!

What vehicle does a frog 🐸 drive?

The Beetle!

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste!

What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat.

What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human being is the one who can drive.

What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school?

What do you give a sick bird?

Tweet-ment!

What did the 5 say to the S?

"Nice shape."

A blonde crashes an airplane.

Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?

Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.

Officer: *face palms self*

Also officer: Here's your sign.