Whats jokes
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Trout.
Memes
What do you call people with ADHD?
A brainless speeder.
What do you call a really fat psychic?
4chin Teller
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?
Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."