Whats

Whats jokes

Disguise

What did one detective say to the other detective?

"Disguise is lookin' suspicious."

Word

What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?

"Restore factory settings."

Wristwatch

Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?

A: I find your lack of face disturbing.

Frog

What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?

A frog in a blender.

Name

What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.

Toast

What did the bread photographer say to the toast? Say, "Toasted cheese!"

Moose

What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?

"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."

Difference

What's the difference between taking a shit and the Ottawa police force?

Usually taking a shit only requires one ass wipe!

Pizza

What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?

Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.

Guy

What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?

The guy that gave it to him.

Jack

What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?

"Aye-jack-you-late!"

Foundation

What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"

Hippie

What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?

Spit, spit, spit!