Whats jokes
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
What did one detective say to the other detective?
"Disguise is lookin' suspicious."
What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?
"Restore factory settings."
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.
What did the tree say to the kid with a bike? "Take a hike!"
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.
What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.
What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?
Oranges because they have vitamin C.
What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.
What did the bread photographer say to the toast? Say, "Toasted cheese!"
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
What's the difference between taking a shit and the Ottawa police force?
Usually taking a shit only requires one ass wipe!
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?
The guy that gave it to him.
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"
What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!