What did Vegeta say to Bulma?
What?
Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)
Whats Jokes
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples are picked.
What do emo kids and apples have in common?
They both hang off trees.
What did the cupcake tell its frosting?
I’d be muffin without you.
What do you call a body without a nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
What is the worst player in basketball? LeBron James.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs?
Ground beef.
What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?
Ground beef.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?
Lester Piggott's.
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.