Whats jokes
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL WIZARD
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
Bro: I’m not crazy. What he does during facetime:
What do cheetahs like?
Sports!
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
What is long and the line is black?
The line at KFC.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Skillet.