Whats jokes
What has a dog?
People.
What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk home and walk walk?
What is Batman's favorite food?
Justice.
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country
What do you call a chicken that was cared for? A tendered chicken.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
What happens if you sit under a cow?
You get a pat on the head.
What does a doctor do to make you better?
Helium.
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean
What's brown and sticky?
What did you think! A stick......
Q. What movie is a fat person most afraid of?
A. The Hunger Games.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A Milano’s cherry.
What’s the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?
So, it was you....
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
What do cheetahs like?
Sports!
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.