Whats jokes
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
Memes
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? (Dam!)
What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?
Downy unstopables.
When people ask my age, this is what I do.
“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ!”
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
What do you call a Mexican with an m3?
A greaser.
What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
What did the shell say to the shell?
"Shell you later."
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.