Whats jokes
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
What happened when a hammer punished the nail?
He hit him.
What do you call a chicken that was cared for? A tendered chicken.
What's brown and sticky?
What did you think! A stick......
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless.
What is Batman's favorite food?
Justice.
What does a doctor do to make you better?
Helium.
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
What happens if you sit under a cow?
You get a pat on the head.
What is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
I smell up dog in here.
"What's up, dog?"
Nothing much, how about you?
What is the difference between babies and dogs?
I don't eat dog parts.
What did the flag say to the pole?
Nothing, he just waved.
What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? Alive.
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?
Time to get a new Christmas tree! 🎄
They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!
They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!