What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Whats Jokes
How have you been recently?
Oh, just playing some Rhydon.
What’s Rhydon?
Rhydon deez nutz!
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
What do you call a room with no doors?
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?
I actually come back with the milk.
What do you call a lion as a baby?
Cocota
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
What is this anyway?
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
What did the girl say Big Fella27 said, "I love Big Fella 27?"
"Same." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"
What’s the difference between your wife and a light switch?
I don’t turn on a light switch.
What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?
A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."
The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"
What did the eagle say to Obama?
He said: "Joe Mama!"
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.