Whats jokes
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy. 🌌
What do orphans get for Christmas?
Lonely.
What is a skeleton's favorite food?
Ribs.
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
What's a cheetah's fav food?
Fast food!
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.
What's the difference between a blind man and a window?
The window can see through itself.
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.