What language do billboards speak?
Sign language.
Whats Jokes
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?
Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?
What's the difference between me and an orphan?
At least my dad came back.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?
You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.
Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?
Slash, boom, bang, snap.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a razor blade?
A: Depends on which wound bleeds faster.
What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?
The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
What is Batman like?
He is an orphan.
What did the tomato say to the tomato ketchup?
What did the North Tower ask the South Tower?
What did Al-Shehhi say to Atta?
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"