Whats jokes
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid
Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
What do you call somebody with no nose?
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."