Whats jokes
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
What's something red that is bad for your teeth?
A brick.
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
What's the difference between a blind man and a window?
The window can see through itself.
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.
What is the Demogorgon's favorite song?
"Maneater."
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
Me: What do you call an orphan?
Friend: Homeless.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?
Slash, boom, bang, snap.
What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a razor blade?
A: Depends on which wound bleeds faster.
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.