Whats jokes
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
What are all grandmas infected with? Defiantly not a parasite!
What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?
— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.
You know what should give up and stay dead?
Fortnite.
Memes
WHAT ARE YOU??
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"
Q: What does a cat have that no other animal has?
A: Kittens.
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble?
That hit the spot!
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)
What happens if you sit under a cow?
You get a pat on the head.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"
What does a doctor do to make you better?
Helium.
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?
You get salmonella.
What makes a software developer feel rich?
Their cache.