Whats jokes
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What did mum say when grandpa called?
Boomerang.
What did the bulldozer say to the house?
"I wanna bulldoze houses!"
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?
A comb-over.
"Yol, what do you think about sex?"
"Good."
You know what should give up and stay dead?
Fortnite.
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
My brother: What are you looking at?
Me: A mistake.
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt finished the races.
What do you call a bee from America?
A USB.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
What's the difference between school and Hell?
There is no difference.
Doctor: I have bad news.
Man: What?
Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.
Man: Oh, no...
Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.
Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!