Whats jokes
What do superheroes put in their drinks?
Just ice.
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog?
Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.
What's green and sticky?
... A stick.
I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.
I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."
Friend: What fly's and cry's?
You: A cloud.
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
What does a bird say when it gets sick?
I flu!
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
What runs but does not walk? It's water.
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?
A master baiter.
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.
What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!
What vehicle does a frog 🐸 drive?
The Beetle!
That's what you do. And the ahteot09oe.
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?
Then he gets into treble!
What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat.
What did the Los Angeles Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breathe? They gave George Floyd two squirts of Zicam cold remedy inside his nose.