Whats jokes
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away!
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Glock, glock.
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
What did the tree say when spring finally arrived?
"What a re-leaf."
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.