Whats jokes

What’s the difference between 1000 used tires and 1000 used condoms?

One's a good year and one's a great year.

What vehicle does a frog 🐸 drive?

The Beetle!

That's what you do. And the ahteot09oe.

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste!

What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?

Then he gets into treble!

What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat.

What did the Los Angels Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breath? they gave George Floyd two squirts of zicam cold remedy inside his nose

What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog?

Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.

What did the bus driver say to the lady with one leg?

Hop on.

So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."

What's green and sticky?

... A stick.

If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?

A master baiter.

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.

I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.

I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."

What is the richest kind of air?

A millionaire.

Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?

A: No, what happened?

Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!

What's a hamburger's favorite color?

Burgundy.

What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?

A Corgi Potty.

What is Batman's favorite food?

Justice.

What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?

A T-ex.