Whats jokes
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"
Q: What does a cat have that no other animal has?
A: Kittens.
Q: What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes?
A: A Chihuahua.
Memes
Hehehehe toastie >:)
What do you call a male ladybug?
Trans.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
What are all grandmas infected with? Defiantly not a parasite!
What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?
— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.
The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"
Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.
Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-
Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.
What makes a software developer feel rich?
Their cache.
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
What is the best type of bath bomb?
A toaster.