What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
Whats Jokes
Waitress: What can I get for you?
Me: I'll have a steak.
Waitress: How would you like it?
Me: Immediately!
What’s black and at the top of a stair case?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What's the difference between taking a shit and the Ottawa police force?
Usually taking a shit only requires one ass wipe!
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
What is the definition of "Endless Love"?
Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
What did the fat say to the other fat? I am fatey.
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
"Nunya business!"
What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?
The guy that gave it to him.
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
What's your mom on?
Deez nuts!