Whats jokes
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
What is brown and sticky? A stick!
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We’re closed."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
What's the good thing about child perverts?
They drive slow in a school zone.
What's the difference between orphans and apple trees?
The apples actually get picked.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
What kind of dress does a Roblox Floppa house have?
"ADDRESS!"
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.