Whats jokes
What is the best type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
Son: I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning. Is she ok? Hospital?
Dad: She's ok now, no hospital.
Dad: She had to take the deep penis.
Son: Umm...... WHAT!?
Dad: I had to inject her with an EPIC PENIS.
Dad: Oh for god's sakes.
Dad: Epi Pen.
What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? Alive.
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
Memes
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What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away!
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
What runs but does not walk? It's water.
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
What is this joke?
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
What do you call fake noodles?
Impasta!
Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?
Time to get a new Christmas tree! 🎄