Whats jokes
What did the Los Angeles Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breathe? They gave George Floyd two squirts of Zicam cold remedy inside his nose.
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
What’s the difference between 1000 used tires and 1000 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human being is the one who can drive.
What is the difference between the snow boots on a day today, but you have the one was the night you were coming tomorrow? I can get home night time for.
this is what society expects you to be.
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human being can walk, and a tree can’t walk.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
What’s impossible?
Steven Walkings.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What’s one thing a man can do that a woman can’t?
Sit down and shut up.
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
What do you call a flooded hospital?
Vegetable soup.
A: What did the podiatrist say to the double amputee?
Q: Sorry, but I can't help you.
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉
I asked my sister to say something.
She said, "No."
That's what I like to hear.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
I read a sign. What it meant to say is, "You matter, don't give up." What I read was, "You don't matter, give up."
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.