Whats jokes
What stresses a baby strawberry out?
When its mom is in a jam.
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.
I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
What did the lettuce say when she is popping the champagne?
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What’s one thing a man can do that a woman can’t?
Sit down and shut up.
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
What do you call a flooded hospital?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Skillet.
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil Sizzle.