What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
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What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL WIZARD
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Tell her to slow down and use lubricants.
Q. What did the United Healthcare CEO say after he got shot? A. I don't know. I don't own a Ouija board.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil Sizzle.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my closet confidant!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What's a rapper's favorite type of exercise?
RHYME and REPEAT.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.