Whats jokes
What do you call hot cups?
Sunglasses.
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.
What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.
Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.
The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.
Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...
Memes
What is it called when young sheep bet?
LAMbling.
(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)
Q: What did the egg do when the bacon told it a joke?
A: It cracked up!
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
What animal is best at hitting baseballs?
A bat.
What does a bird say when it gets sick?
I flu!
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
Friend: What fly's and cry's?
You: A cloud.
What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble?
That hit the spot!
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)
What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?
You get salmonella.
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.