Whats jokes

What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?

What do you call a flying bus?

An Airbus.

What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk home and walk walk?

What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human being is the one who can drive.

What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school?

What time is it when you get home and you walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school? Oooooo day, a great night for

What did the mom say to her house? "I love you"

What is the difference between the snow boots on a day today, but you have the one was the night you were coming tomorrow? I can get home night time for.

What is the difference between a human being and a tree?

A human being can walk, and a tree can’t walk.

What is the difference between human rights and the rights of a human being in?

What's brown and sticky?

What did you think! A stick......

What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?

A Krispy Kreme Mac.

What is the richest kind of air?

A millionaire.

Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?

A: No, what happened?

Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!

What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?

An emo slits.

Q: What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes?

A: A Chihuahua.

What do you call a male ladybug?

Trans.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?

A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)