Whats jokes
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.
The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"
Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"
What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?
The piranha doesn't wear makeup.
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
What y'all think of my drawing?? And don't mind May....she was calling me gay
A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”
The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil Sizzle.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my closet confidant!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A rhyming parrot.
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.
It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
What do you call people with ADHD?
A brainless speeder.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.