Whats jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Skillet.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil Sizzle.
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.
It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.
Memes
depresso, is this what you saw?
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
Whatβs worse than banging your sister?
Having to wear your dadβs wedding ring.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Glock, glock.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
What's the best thing about a prostitute dying on you during sex?
The second hour is free.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!