Whats jokes
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
What is more used than plastic?
Hookers.
Do you know the teacher that went up into space?
You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
What did the kid say to the orphan?
"Well, at least I have parents!"
What eats nuts and bolts? A squirrel that’s running late!
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall?
A walnut.
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
What is sticky, but it cannot stick a stick?
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
What did the guest say when he arrived at the peanut butter's dinner party?
“Nice spread!”
What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio?
He became a shell of who he once was.
The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.