Whats jokes
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
Lenin was on his deathbed, with Stalin sitting by his side.
Lenin says: "What are you going to do after I die? They might not follow you."
Stalin responds: "Then they'll follow you."
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
What comes after 611? 711.
What comes after that? 811.
What comes after that? George W. Bush.
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
What did the water say to the water? "Water" you doing?
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
Q: What’s the difference between a sleeping lady and an onion?
A: One doesn’t scream when you try to chop it up.
What's green then red all over?
A frog in a blender! :)
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
What do you get when you throw a pebble into the ocean?
A wet pebble.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
What happened to the gator when he walked into the hospital?
He became Gatorade.
What does a sponge do?
It talks to Patrick.
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5