What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.
Whats Jokes
What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?
Kid's.
What's the difference between you and your sister?
Your dad.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
What state starts with an "a a lama"?
I say what Kay’s jesjejejeeuedeeeeeeee.
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomer age?
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Full House."
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."
What can you say about that homeless man's life and current status?
Wasted.
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.