Whats jokes
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
What did the bus driver say to the lady with one leg?
Hop on.
So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."
What do you call a cow that's on the ground? Ground beef.
Memes
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the postman's favorite fruit?
Water-mail-on.
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.
What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.
Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.
The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.
Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...
What did a skeleton say when he's alone?
"I'm so bonely..."
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country
What is Batman's favorite food?
Justice.
What happened when a hammer punished the nail?
He hit him.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless.
What do you call a chicken that was cared for? A tendered chicken.