What did the tree say when spring finally arrived?
"What a re-leaf."
Whats Jokes
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
What stresses a baby strawberry out?
When its mom is in a jam.
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.
I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
What did the lettuce say when she is popping the champagne?
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
