Whats jokes
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
Son: Dad, how was I born?
Dad: Your mum's a hoe.
Son: OK, what's a hoe?
Dad: Your mum.
What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?
They lower you.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
WHO LET HIM HAVE A HORSE- (we are doomed yall..)
What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?
What can a physically handicapped ♿ gay man 👬 do on his own very well 👏 without being taught how to do?
Perform fellatio on gay men.
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he's not coming.
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?
You need to com-it.
What’s blue and comes in brownies?
Cub Scouts.
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
What is the difference between chocolate and sex?
I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.
What do you say to your pet when you're super tired, slow, and worn out?
"I'm totally dogging it today..."
What would you name a detective if he didn't already have a name?
Cassie.
Get it?
What did the window say to the door?
"What are you squeaking about? I'm the one with the panes!"
Get it?
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"
Get it?
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.