Whats jokes
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
I smell up dog in here.
"What's up, dog?"
Nothing much, how about you?
What did the female dog say to the mirror?
Hi, bitch!
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
What do you call fake noodles?
Impasta!
Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? Alive.
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What did the flag say to the pole?
Nothing, he just waved.
Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
Son: I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning. Is she ok? Hospital?
Dad: She's ok now, no hospital.
Dad: She had to take the deep penis.
Son: Umm...... WHAT!?
Dad: I had to inject her with an EPIC PENIS.
Dad: Oh for god's sakes.
Dad: Epi Pen.