Whats jokes
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
What is the best way to make a leaf?
Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!
So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"
What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge? "(sign language)"
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
What is the definition of clapped?
Ur mum when I am in her bed.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.
What’s a selfie of an orphan called?
Family picture.
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
What mountain do runners race on?
Mount Rushmore.
What goes up stairs but doesn't move? Stairs! Laugh now!
What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?
One didn't go in the closet.
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
Q: What does a cat have that no other animal has?
A: Kittens.
Q: What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes?
A: A Chihuahua.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.