Whats jokes
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!
What vehicle does a frog šø drive?
The Beetle!
What did the Los Angeles Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breathe? They gave George Floyd two squirts of Zicam cold remedy inside his nose.
What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog?
Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.
Memes
What's green and sticky?
... A stick.
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?
A master baiter.
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.
The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"
Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.
What did one droplet say to the other?
"Water you thinking?"
Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kaneās, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-
Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I donāt give a fuck about what you say.
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
What did one orphan say to another?
"Robin, get in the Batmobile!"
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
What do dogs drink? Pupsi.
Hey John, how are you going?
Helium, yeah good, what about you?
(Hey Liam)
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)