Whats jokes

What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?

"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"

Get it?

What do you call a cow that's on the ground? Ground beef.

What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)

When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What did a skeleton say when he's alone?

"I'm so bonely..."

What is the postman's favorite fruit?

Water-mail-on.

What does a baby computer call its father? Data.

What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human being is the one who can drive.

What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school?

What time is it when you get home and you walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school? Oooooo day, a great night for

What did the mom say to her house? "I love you"

What is the difference between the snow boots on a day today, but you have the one was the night you were coming tomorrow? I can get home night time for.

What is the difference between a human being and a tree?

A human being can walk, and a tree can’t walk.

What is the difference between human rights and the rights of a human being in?

What is a joke?

A blonde crashes an airplane.

Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?

Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.

Officer: *face palms self*

Also officer: Here's your sign.

What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?

What do you call a flying bus?

An Airbus.

What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk home and walk walk?