Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
Whats Jokes
My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.
I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
What did the lettuce say when she is popping the champagne?
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Skillet.
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A rhyming parrot.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Chef Rhymes.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Trout.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
What’s one thing a man can do that a woman can’t?
Sit down and shut up.
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
