Whats jokes
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! Hahahahahaha!
What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A rooster clucks defiance!
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a boomerang?
The boomerang is guaranteed to come back.
What do you call a crazy-in-every-way sister?
A sissy.
Memes
What animal is best at hitting baseballs?
A bat.
What does a bird say when it gets sick?
I flu!
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
What do superheroes put in their drinks?
Just ice.
What is a joke?
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?
"Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
What’s the difference between 1000 used tires and 1000 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
That's what you do. And the ahteot09oe.
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?
Then he gets into treble!
What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat.
Friend: What fly's and cry's?
You: A cloud.
What did the bull say to the bullfighter?
What's the "matador?"
What do you call hot cups?
Sunglasses.