Whats jokes
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
What is it called when orphans take a selfie?
A family photo.
What did the magician do as a trick in his show?
Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
What y'all think of my drawing?? And don't mind May....she was calling me gay
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
- I work with animals.
- Great! What job?
- A butcher.
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do you call a bear with no ear?
B.
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
What song do orphans hate?
"We Are Family."
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a photo of an orphan?
A family photo.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."