What do you call fake noodles?
Impasta!
Whats Jokes
What did the female dog say to the mirror?
Hi, bitch!
What is the difference between babies and dogs?
I don't eat dog parts.
Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
Son: I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning. Is she ok? Hospital?
Dad: She's ok now, no hospital.
Dad: She had to take the deep penis.
Son: Umm...... WHAT!?
Dad: I had to inject her with an EPIC PENIS.
Dad: Oh for god's sakes.
Dad: Epi Pen.
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? Alive.
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
I smell up dog in here.
"What's up, dog?"
Nothing much, how about you?
What did the flag say to the pole?
Nothing, he just waved.
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
