Whats jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What can a duck eat for a snack? Saltine quackers!
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
What is the definition of clapped?
Ur mum when I am in her bed.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Memes
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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.
What’s a selfie of an orphan called?
Family picture.
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
What mountain do runners race on?
Mount Rushmore.
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty, what happened to you?
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.
Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?
Rabbi: Fuck the children!
Priest: Do we have time?
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree?..
1 baby nailed to 10 trees.
What's an orphan's favorite football game?? The homecoming.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!