Whats jokes
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Suicide squad.
What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?
They both see things they shouldn't.
What is brown and sticky?
The leftovers of the iceberg.
Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?
Myla: I went to a restaurant.
Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?
Timmy: I went to a concert.
Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?
Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty, what happened to you?
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree?..
1 baby nailed to 10 trees.
What's an orphan's favorite football game?? The homecoming.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
What can't a sniper say to his wife?
"I missed you."
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.
Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?
Rabbi: Fuck the children!
Priest: Do we have time?