Whats jokes
What makes sad people jump? A bridge.
What kind of beer is an orphan's favorite?
Foster's!
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.
During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents' room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"
yo mama so stupid she climbed up a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
what do you call a white person having a seizure?
a vanilla shake.
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common?
They both died with red rings.
What is a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?
Before the first period.
What's simultaneously up and down?
A retard on a plane.
What do you call disabled people that follow politics?
A special interest group.
What do you call a redneck on fire?
A fire cracker.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
What first went through Sally's head when the Nazis came? A bullet.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.
What did Sally get for Christmas? A bike.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?
The New York Jets.
What does B.I.B.L.E. stand for?
Bull Shit In Book Lacking Evidence.
Does it cycle now?
What does the cannibal get after a one night stand?
Breakfast in bed!
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What type of meat do priests eat on Good Friday? Nun.
What was the last thing to go through JFK's mind?
A bullet.