Whats jokes
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common?
They both died with red rings.
If you are going to make fun of someone, make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
What is a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?
Before the first period.
What's simultaneously up and down?
A retard on a plane.
What do you call disabled people that follow politics?
A special interest group.
What do you call a redneck on fire?
A fire cracker.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
What first went through Sally's head when the Nazis came? A bullet.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.
What did Sally get for Christmas? A bike.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?
The New York Jets.
What does B.I.B.L.E. stand for?
Bull Shit In Book Lacking Evidence.
Does it cycle now?
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What does the cannibal get after a one night stand?
Breakfast in bed!
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What was the last thing to go through JFK's mind?
A bullet.
What type of meat do priests eat on Good Friday? Nun.
Kid: "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple got picked.
It's not that I don't get the laugh, but most of you need to read through what's already been posted, 'cause everybody's saying the same sh*t.
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father-in-law.
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?
Dark humor.