Whats jokes
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)
What do you do when your cat's dead?
Play with the neighbor's pussy instead.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? She can wash her crack and resell it.
I finally asked my deadbeat dad what makes him happy. His answer? He hasn't gotten back to me.
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
Oh, Mom, there is poop in the toilet still.
Mom: Oh, that was me and the dog.
Me: Wait, what????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
What do you call useless skin on a penis?
A man.
What is a plane ✈️ that can not fly?
A fake one ☝️
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?
"Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"
What's the difference between anal and oral sex? An and Or!
What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?
Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.
Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?
You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-
(Destroys phone cutely)
My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?
What do 2 emo kids say to each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
*Slaps wrist*
Friend: Eric, spell mouse.
Eric: M O U S.
Friend: Yes - But what's on the end of it?
What first went through Sally’s head when the Nazis came?
A bullet.
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.