What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Whats Jokes
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
What did COVID say to the American?
Nothing, it just took its breath away...
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
What does a cloud wear in a storm?
Thunderwear.
What's the difference between a sex slave and a goat?
I don't have a sex slave in my basement...
What’s red and white and black all over?
A dead white man at night time!
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner.
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
