Whats jokes

What did one cheek say to the other cheek?

"It is a squash in here!"

Mom: Hey hun, need some money for lunch at school?

Son: No, I got 1k already.

Mom: Wait, what, how?

Son: Mom's wallet is magic.

What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!

What did the man say to the girl?

You just milked a cow.

Question: What is the difference between a morbid joke and a dark joke?

Answer: One is 10 babies in a trash can; the other is a baby in 10 trash cans.

What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?

"Romeow and Drooliet!"

What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.

What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏?

Why are there no women in the NFL?

Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?

Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color?

A: Blue stop signs.

What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?

Mario.

What do gum and guns have in common?

When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.

What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.

What is the best day to go to the beach?

On Sunday.

What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?

A vegetable rack.

What did the Cheetah say to the Lion?

"I'm a Cheetah!"

What do you call a bird with no wings?

Answer: A FLAP.

Me: Hey, wanna know my spirit animal?

Friend: Sure.

Me: Roadkill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now.

Friend: Wait, aren't you dead?

Me: Aren't you my son?

Friend: So that's what Mom was trying to hide from me.

What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?

A penis always goes in the hole.

What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?

A Royale with cancer.