Whats jokes
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk" home from a tree house? 🏠
What is a good night's sleep?
I haven't a clue!
What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"
What do you call a crappy circumcision?
A rip-off.
oooooooooohhhhhhhhhh yeaaaaaaaaa
What dog can’t see a dog that’s blind?
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.
What do you call a cow with no leg?
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
What do orphans do when they get a phone? They press the home button.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What's bad? A nut allergy.
What did the toilet paper say when he got stuck in a crack on the side walk?
"I got stuck in a butt crack!"
What animal can not be trusted?
A lion 🦁.
Good day tomorrow, and what day are they still good today? Good time. Love day! A great night time and...
What should you name a dog without any legs?
It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.
What is a good night's sleep?
"Good night night love ❤️"
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk home"?
Was your birthday?
What sound does a nut make when it comes alive?
Christmas!