Whats jokes

What is it called when an art teacher has a heart attack?

An art attack!

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile.

What is harder than steel?

Michael Jackson in a playground.

What is green and blue?

Grass and the sky.

What is a type of cancer that:

Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?

Easy, the answer is Fortnite.

Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?

Person: Big black what?

Riddler: ...

Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.

What do we call a Canadian gay, disciplined cunt?

While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋

I slip on the wet floor, haha silly water :)

-Kachow!!!!!!!!!!!

-LMQ, You know what comes before lighting? THUNDER KACHIGA

A penguin walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So what will it be this time?" The penguin doesn't answer because it's a penguin.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby?

Throwing the baby off a cliff.

What’s the relationship between a pedophile and a light bulb? They're both meant for dark rooms.

Will: Let's bring Hannibal a gift today!

Beverly: Yeah, I bet he’d love that!

Will: Yey!

Beverly: What should we bring him?

Will: *holds up a bucket and knife with an insane looking smile* Come in the bucket!

What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?

"We are in the endgame now!"

What weapon does a fat Jedi use?

A heavy saber.

What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”

What’s the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn?

Nothing, they’re both mythical creatures.

What do you say to a pig with no nose? You have n'ought a snout!

What time is it when you get home? Can you walk me home, and then get home? Then I can walk you home, and walk home.

What time do dogs 🐕 get a walk done ✅?

Time to walk with your dog 🐶!