Whats jokes
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
What does B.I.B.L.E stand for?
Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence.
Y’all tryna get down or what like 😛
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
What were the last words of your grandma in 2020?
"Oh, I think I forgot my mask!"
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
What's up, bitches? Miss me?
Q: What do you call a little girl without arms and legs?
A: Names.
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
What is long and black?
The line at Popeyes.