What do penguins wear on their heads?
Snow caps!
Whats Jokes
What do robots đ¤ shave with?
Laser blades!
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell a brat.
Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God.
Itâs like masturbation. Sometimes itâs not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. Thatâs what thighjobs are for.
Q. Whatâs the only good thing about child molesters?
A. They drive slow through school zones.
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
What's the difference between a dog and an orphan? The dog gets picked.
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
Whatâs an emo called Anna?
Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"
And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?
The color black.
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Whatâs an orphanâs least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
