Whats jokes

What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.

If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?

Years of child support!

What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?

The hangover.

What are the last two words you say after sex before going to sleep?

"Goodnight, Mom!"

What’s the difference between apples and orphans?

One of them has a family tree.

What do you call a bitch?

You call it a female dog.

What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?

Obi-Wan Cannoli.

What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.

What do you call a dog magician?

Labracadabrador!

What did one hurricane say to the other?

"I got my EYE on you!"

What's a pig's favorite ballet?

Swine Lake.

What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.

What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?

What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?

100 dead babies in a trash can.

What is worse than that?

There's a live one at the bottom.

What is worse than that?

It eats its way out.

What is worse than that?

It comes back for seconds.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam.

What's the difference between fruit and a freshly killed corpse?

I don't eat the fruit.

Jack: Hey Josh!

Josh: What?

Jack: Sex!

Josh: Huh?

Jack: SEX!!

Josh: I don't get it.

Jack: Exactly ;)

What do inner city schools and databases have in common?

Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.

What did the Emo say to the surgeon? "Cut me, please!"

Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.