Whats jokes
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
What did the potato say when the sweet potato told it to hurry?
I yam.
Living in Houston, Texas, and realizing that hurricanes are an annual threat, my ex-wife called me and asked what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer? Take the 610 loop, dear!
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
What do inner city schools and databases have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
What did the skeleton say to Shrek?
"Jump on me. I can have two layers of skin too."
What is the smallest room in the world?
A mushroom.
What did the Emo say to the surgeon? "Cut me, please!"
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
What did the mechanic say to the other mechanic when he broke the car?
"How will we wrench ourselves out of this?"
What’s the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn’t beat cancer.
What did Steven Hawking say?
Nothing.
Jack: Hey Josh!
Josh: What?
Jack: Sex!
Josh: Huh?
Jack: SEX!!
Josh: I don't get it.
Jack: Exactly ;)
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
What do you call a clock on a belt?
A waist of time.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
What brakes but never falls, and what falls but never brakes?
Answer: Night falls and dawn brakes.
Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.
What's the difference between fruit and a freshly killed corpse?
I don't eat the fruit.
What do Christmas lights and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
They don’t hang themselves.