Whats jokes
What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.
What's George Floyd's favorite color? Kneeon.
What’s one thing you can say at a funeral and during sex?
She was too young.
So, I took a poop outside. When I was done, I wiped and got it on my finger. After that, I had Nutella, and I thought the poop on my hand was Nutella, and I licked it. I said, "Daddy chill, what in the heck is this crap?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
What did the horse say when his throat was sore?
I have a hoarse throat!
What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman?
"Kinder Egg surprise."
What did a skeleton say when he's alone?
"I'm so bonely..."
What's a depressed person's favorite drink? A dipresso espresso.
What goes 200 mph and is red?
Babies in a blender.
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the pedophile's favorite shoe?
White vans.
What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?
The letter b.
What kind of tree fits in your hands?
I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
What's similar between a 14 year old pregnant girl and the fetus inside of her?
They're both thinking, "Oh shit, my mom's going to kill me!"
What did the nose say to the finger?
"Stop picking me!"
What would fall out of a tree first, a depressed person or a feather?
Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.