Whats jokes
In a proud, boastful voice, Gemma told the old Chinese woman who was babysitting her that onions were the only food that could make you cry. The woman nodded and said that was true enough.
They continued eating for a while. "This is really good!" the little girl exclaimed. "What's this meat?"
The old lady replied with: "Well, there was a brown dog in your yard that wouldn't stop yapping."
What's the difference between your dad and cancer?
Cancer came back...
What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a mined food.
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper?
We’re wiped out!
Squirrel: I got a joke.
Dog: What the hell is it?
Squirrel: I clicked my nuts and clicked my poop.
What’s the difference between my lawn and my wrists?
Nothing, I cut both of them.
What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.
What is the difference between a book and a Mexican?
One has papers.
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.
What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.
What is long, brown, and cures depression?
A noose.
What's the difference between a mole and a priest?
One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.
What part of a vegetable is the hardest to eat?
The wheelchair.
What's long, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!
What's the best thing about midgets??
They don't need to bend while giving blowjobs.
What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.