Whats jokes
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger! You racist fuc-
My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.
What's the best thing about Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?
Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles 'N Bits!!
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
What’s the best part about fucking suicide girls?
The pussies are limited edition.
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
What do nail polish and panties have in common?
Both come off with alcohol.
What is better, autism or Down syndrome?
What’s the difference between a cancer patient and a British news reporter in the South?
They usually don’t live to tell the tale.