What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?
A dictator.
Whats Jokes
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
Son: Dad, where are you?
Dad: Getting another one.
Son: Getting what?
Dad: Dad.
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
What’s the best time to commit suicide?
8 a’glock in the morning.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
I asked my now ex-boyfriend why he’s scared of my cat. He said it was because of the scratches on my arm.
I told him that my cat doesn’t scratch, but he didn’t believe me. He realised what I meant when he noticed I kept hiding my wrist from everyone else.
(Kinda based on the fact that my ex is indeed scared of cats, and he has been scared of my cat, so yeah 😂)
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
Q: What’s the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
A: You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
What's a suicidal person's favorite type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.
