Whats jokes
What's a rapper's favorite type of footwear?
Mic drops.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
Well, my dad couldn't beat cancer.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?
One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?
Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Cheffin'.
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?
He didn't come back with the milk.
Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet!"
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.