Whats jokes
What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?
No ballroom.
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
What’s the key to a successful relationship?
Consent.
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
M.C. Grill
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A Rhyme Rover.
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme-n-Sneakers.
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
Wrap sandwiches.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"Drop it like it's HOT!"
Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A: The empty one!
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?
A. May your baby rest in pieces.
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?