Whats jokes
What does a priest and time have in common? They're both predators.
What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.
What does a rain cloud wear under her dress?
Thunderwear.
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?
A Kinder Surprise.
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.
What are intelligent people in the US called?
"Tourist."
You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
Answer: Living.
Hey, the biggest distraction will never be my tattoos in this facility if you understand what I am saying.
But in all seriousness, welcome to the biggest frat party taking place near the ocean. I am most likely going to tell my family this or maybe not, depending what's going down. I am very adaptive through different circumstances.
What kind of people love donuts in the morning? Cops, because they don't have anything else to do.
When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
What did I say to my friend? "Job, your new name is Jojo Siwa."
What did I say to my friend, "Job, your new name is Jojo Siva?"
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
What are fish not allowed to have?
Seaweed.
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
If someone calls you dirty minded just say:
"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."
What’s the difference between a zit and a catholic priest?
A zit waits till you’re 13 to come on your face
What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"
What do you get if you do not eat? Dry.