Whats jokes
If the formula of water is H2O, then what is the formula of ice?
H2O cubed.
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
What do you call a dog that tells the time?
A watchdog.
What do cows listen to on headphones?
moo-sic.
What did the tree say to the wind?
Leaf me alone.
What did the bank say to the person?
Bank you very much.
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
What did the bus driver say to the lady with one leg?
Hop on.
What's written on the bottom of a Belgian swimming pool?
"No smoking."
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
What is green and blue?
Grass and the sky.
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.
What goes zzub-zzub?
A bee flying backwards.
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
What is the funniest joke of all time?
Your face.
What does a rock and a girl have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute only has one crack, and has to wash it and sell it again.