Whats jokes
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
Daughter: Dad, what's your opinion on abortions?
Dad: Ask your sister.
Daughter: But I don't have a sister.
Dad: Exactly.
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
If we get this to 1000 dislikes, I will do TWO joking keggars on Halloween.
So what are you waiting for? Hit the button, idiot.
What do you call a racist crow?
Jim.
What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
It's pasture your bedtime.
Must. Escape. Meme.
Existence is what meme stands for for some haters.
What happens when an angel and nun "have some fun and forget pills"?
The nun gets pregNUNt.
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.
What is the difference between a nerd and leafyishere?
One is fun to laugh at, bully, and roast, and the other is just a nerd.
What do you call a two-legged cow? Lean beef.
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday.