Whats jokes
I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."
Boy: *scares girl*
Girl: "Gosh, you scared me, Jesus!"
Jesus: *Arrives out of nowhere and said, "What is it, human? I got work to do."*
Girl: What work?
Jesus: "Coming out of nowhere when people say 'Jesus.'"
What starts with "N" and ends with "G"?
Nothing.
GBM when he sees Soph (gets a boner) and has sex with Soph but realizes he forgot to put on a condom. Soph: "This is why Arsenal fans are so deluded and retarded."
Normal Fans after they lose the game: Good game, you guys played really well. GBM: "BRO REF WHAT THE BLOODY HELL YOU DELUDED ASS RETARD, OMFG WE LOST BECAUSE OF THIS REF!"
Adapt: Hey Adapt, did you know you're smart? Smart for being retarded. Yo Adapt!! You're so stupid that you gave me your Roblox account info and you said thanks about it!!
Barca fans after the LFC vs Barca game: We bottled it, damn it, we'll win the Copa Del Rey tho. Commie after the LFC vs Barca game: "YOU NEVER WALK ALONEEEEEEEEEE" Normal People: I support only 1 team. Commie: I support Barca, LFC, and AEK!! And I'm the biggest plastic in the server!!
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree?..
1 baby nailed to 10 trees.
If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
Big hands.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex! We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
What starts with "E" and ends with "G"?
Everything.
Riddle: I can fill a room, others can have me, but I can't be shared. What am I?
Answer: Loneliness.
What is Hitler's favorite food? A hindenburger.
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common?
Both have eight legs.
What's the worst thing to star in?
An amber alert.
It's not that I don't get the laugh, but most of you need to read through what's already been posted, 'cause everybody's saying the same sh*t.
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.
Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?
Rabbi: Fuck the children!
Priest: Do we have time?
What is the Mexican police number?
9 Juan Juan.