Whats jokes
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
*Aye, Matey!*
A teacher asked her class “what is sex?”
Little Johnny got up and said: “Sex is a *temptation* Caused by a *sensation* Where the boy sticks his *location* Into a girls *destination* To increase the *population* Of the next *generation* Did you get my *explanation*? Or do you need a *demonstration*?”
The teacher faints.
What’s the difference between Jesus and the toddler in my basement?
Jesus died a virgin.
What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market?
“Good evening, ladies.”
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
What do you call a blind racist?
A not see.
What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?
Man, you are really on edge.
What's the most confusing day of the year for an illegitimate kid?
Father's Day.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
Doctor: I've got good news and bad news.
Patient: What's the good news?
Doctor: I've got you flowers.
Patient: Awww, What's the bad news?
Doctor: They're for your grave.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saurus.
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Hi, Bud!
Dad: What time do you wanna go to the dentist?
Daughter: *tooth hurty*
Dad: All right.
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal and Sealia.
What would you name your pet rabbit?
Harry.
What did the human say to the fly when it was buzzing around the human's head?
"Would you stop bugging me!"
What did one bee say to the other bee?
"I love you, honey!"
What did the screw say to the screw? We sure screwed things up!