Whats jokes
What is Hitler's favorite food? A hindenburger.
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common?
Both have eight legs.
What's the worst thing to star in?
An amber alert.
It's not that I don't get the laugh, but most of you need to read through what's already been posted, 'cause everybody's saying the same sh*t.
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.
Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?
Rabbi: Fuck the children!
Priest: Do we have time?
What is the Mexican police number?
9 Juan Juan.
What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.
What type of bow can't be tied?
Rainbow.
What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Unknown be like: "Wah wah, I'm too scared to talk to girls in real life, so I bully random tweens I find online to make me feel better... what a shame."
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What did the terrorist say to the 72 virgins?
"Just so you know, 5 inches is REALLY big!"
What is black and white and red all over?
An interracial abortion.
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁
Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!